1. BOOB DU JOUR
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BILLIE PIPER WORRIES NUDITY MAY SCUPPER HOLLYWOOD SUCCESS

2. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DOLLY PARTON TO SUE US DJ OVER TALKING BOOK ADDITIONS

3. JENNY FROM THE BOX
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J.LO TO STAR IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW

4. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RALPH LITTLE?
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HOLY MOLY AT THE BROADCAST PRESS GUILD AWARDS PART DEUX

5. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR LUNCH
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Holy Moly went to the Broadcast Press Guild Awards

6. TOP OF THE LOPS
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SHARON OSBOURNE IS THE TOP RECIPIENT OF PLASTIC SURGERY

7. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

8. MILLS AND BUFFOONS
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HEATHER MILLS IN TOP 100 SEXIEST POLL

9. AND THE AWARD GOES TO...WHATSHISNAME?
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OZZY OSBOURNE NERVOUS ABOUT HOSTING BRIT AWARDS

10. BRITAIN'S GOT MARDY
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AUDITIONEES ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT GET SNIFFY ABOUT BEING NOT VERY GOOD

11. THIS ISN'T ENTERTAINMENT, TONIGHT
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HEATH LEDGER VIDEO COMES TO LIGHT

12. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

13. BROWN WHINGE
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LILY ALLEN WANTS GORDON BROWN TO BAN THE PAPARAZZI

14. TARNISHED GOLD
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GOLDEN GLOBES CEREMONY CANCELLED DUE TO PICKET LINES

15. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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50 CENT IS SURPRISED BY A CROATIAN TELEVISION CREW

16. IT'S NOT OVER YET
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RICHARD AND JUDY ANNOUNCE SPIN OFF SERIES OF BOOK CLUB

17. AMY WHERE ART THOU?
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MTV RESORT TO EMERGENCY FOOTAGE WHILST TRYING TO FIND AMY WINEHOUSE

18. GAME FOR A GAFFE
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SARAH KENNEDY IN TROUBLE (AGAIN) AFTER RADIO COMMENTS

19. BERRY SORRY
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HALLE BERRY APOLOGISES FOR JEWISH JOKE

20. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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TERRY WOGAN'S TIGHT-TROUSER MOMENT FROM POINTS OF VIEW

21. PANTS OF PHEW!
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WOGAN UNAPOLOGETIC FOR TROUSER BULGE

22. VICE WARRIOR
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BILLIE PIPER URGES YOUNG FANS NOT TO WATCH NEW STEAMY SERIES

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. Call The Cavalry
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Lily Allen helps out at BBC Three

25. The world will be a much, much poorer place
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Anthony H Wilson - RIP

26. No, we can't take it Barrymore!
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Michael Barrymore to enter 'I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here'?

27. Do Y'Know The Way To Bore LA?
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David Beckham to record video diary for TV broadcast

28. The Nightmare Before Broadcast
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Gordon Ramsay sued by angry US caterers

29. Orange Won't Pay-List
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Prince Harry refuses to buy CDs

30. Marsh Ado About Nothing
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Jodie Marsh's MTV show axed already?