1. WIN EXCLUSIVE TICKETS FOR THE VODAFONE LIVE MUSIC AWARDS 2008
(Holy News / Competition)

A PAIR OF VODAFONE LIVE MUSIC AWARDS TICKETS UP FOR GRABS

2. CAN'T STAND PETE NOW
(Holy News / News)

MITCH WINEHOUSE SMACKS PETE DOHERTY ACROSS THE HEAD

3. BOOBY PRIZE
(Holy News / News)

WHAT IS AMY DOING?

4. CARCRASH VERSUS CARCASS
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON CRITICISES STING FOR RE-FORMING THE POLICE

5. government or media
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For hushing up the death in Brixton on tuesday where a junkie got run down by a prison van transporting convicts in bumper to bumper traffic. A riot kicked off and the whole area was shut down.

6. American tourists - when on the tube, don't make a...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...re on the tube rather than the subway.  You'll end up being beaten to death by six fat lads from Brixton, who'll later sell the contents of your luggage on the black market and use the bags ...