1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. The Sun has got its (stupid) hat on
(Holy News / News)

The Sun online catches the Jade Goody bug

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

4. The Church Of England Needs a New PR Company
(Holy News / News)

PR idiot cashes in on Jade Goody's miscarriage with ridiculous CofE press release

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

6. Danielle Learns Shetty-quette
(Holy News / News)

Shilpa Shetty and Danielle Lloyd meet for the first time after Celebrity Big Brother

7. Eileen Dunne (RTE News)
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For having an ass I wanna tap harder than Fred Astaire and Sammy Davis Jnr in a Bollywood movie...

8. Gregory David Roberts
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ting up a free health clinic. He joined the Bombay mafia, got worked over in an Indian jail before acting in Bollywood and fighting with the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan. ...