1. RIGHT THAT'S IT - I'VE HAD ENOUGH
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BIG BROTHER IS AS WATCHABLE AS A BLENDER FULL OF BABIES

2. IT'S QUITE UNUSUAL
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ELVIRA LOST HER VIRGINITY TO TOM JONES

3. CHEWBACCA MARTIN
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CHRIS MARTIN SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN WEIRD NAMES

4. CROSS KEYS
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ALICIA KEYS TALKS ABOUT CONSPIRACIES AGAINST RAPPPERS

5. BLACK-EYED PEES
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FERGIE ADMITS TO WETTING HER PANTS ONSTAGE

6. GENTLEMEN PREFER HUMANS
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BRITNEY TO RECREATE MARILYN MONROE POSE

7. NARCOTIC NEUROTIC
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AMY WINEHOUSE TELLS MAGAZINE THAT SHE DOES NOT TAKE DRUGS

8. Sweary Sharon Does It Again
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Sharon Osbourne lets four-letter tirade loose at Gene Simmons

9. Stevie Nix To Lohan flix
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