1. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

2. NO MEMORY NAOMI
(Holy News / News)

NAOMI CAMPBELL FORGETS VOGUE COVERS DURING RACISM DEBATE

3. The Crappy, Crappy Sound of Radio One
(Holy News / News)

Full tracklisting for the 40 years of Radio One album revealed

4. Liz Hurley: Long Face and Not Much Fancied
(Holy News / News)

Liz Hurley is facing criticism over religiuos irregularities surrounding her Indian wedding to Arun

5. South Africans
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...hes before wipping out your fucking BBQ's. THEN you give it fucking large about being supperior over the 'blacks' in your country, how fucking dare you!! If your so fucking supperior there, then fuck ...