1. RISKY BUSINESS
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

2. EINSTEIN-A-NO-NO
(Holy News / News)

MARIAH CAREY PROMISES 'ELABORATE' TOUR

3. BEVERLY HILLS COCK
(Holy News / News)

MEL B WRITES SONG ABOUT EDDIE MURPHY

4. MEL AND GRIM
(Holy News / News)

MEL GIBSON AND BRITNEY SPEARS MEET UP AGAIN

5. QUESTION!
(Holy News / News)

IS MEGAN FOX IS A COMPUTER DESIGNED SEX DROID?

6. DIDDY DO IT?
(Holy News / News)

IS P DIDDY DIDDLING CAMERON DIAZ?

7. AXEL F-OFF
(Holy News / News)

EDDIE MURPHY SIGNS UP FOR 'BEVERLY HILLS COP 4'

8. SLEAZY RYDER
(Holy News / News)

WINONA RYDER IN NEW SHOPLIFTING ALLEGATIONS

9. BRITISH LESION
(Holy News / News)

DERMATOLOGISTS MULL OVER AMY WINEHOUSE'S SKIN CONDITION

10. ARSE MAKES ARSE OF HIMSELF
(Holy News / News)

ADNAN GHALIB ARGUES WITH PHOTOGRAPHER

11. THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY'S ENTOUARGE BEGIN TO TURN ON EACH OTHER

12. DAILY BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY IS OUT OF HOSPITAL AND UP TO HER OLD TRICKS

13. TAKING THE PENIS
(Holy News / News)

CHRISTINA AGUILERA WELCOMES HER NEWLY-CIRCUMCISED SON HOME WITH PENIS BALLOONS

14. BEVERLY HILLS COP-OUT
(Holy News / News)

EDDIE MURPHY AND 'WIFE' SPLIT AFTER TWO WEEKS OF MARRIAGE

15. THAT'S IT I'M HOFF
(Holy News / News)

DAVID HASSELHOFF SHOUTS AT HIS AGENT IN PUBLIC

16. HE'S NO ANGEL
(Holy News / News)

EDDIE MURPHY REFUSES MAINTENANCE TO MEL B

17. LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE IS JUST A NORMAL MUM

18. LiLo - Busted Again
(Holy News / News)

Lindsay Lohan: fresh arrest for DUI and found with a controlled substance

19. Eddie And The Money 'B'
(Holy News / News)

Eddie Murphy will film another 'Beverly Hills Cop'

20. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

21. Tom Cruise: Latest Victim of Celebrity Stalker
(Holy News / News)

Tom Cruise falls victim to celebrity stalker Emily Diane Leatherman who is arrested outside his home

22. HUFF ACTUALLY
(Holy News / News)

HUFF ACTUALLY

23. Beverly Knight
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For performing a shit hot version of ''Made it Back'' at a BRITS of yesteryear and reminding everyone during the chrous "This is all sung live", whilst the camera pans to the lip sinking kareoke cunts

24. Beverly Turner
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For actually saying the following to one of the chefs on Taste (sat mornings sky three): ''I love watching you cook, I bet you're great in bed'' Genius.

25. Pandora
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...eble security that even I can get through it and for not wondering why so many listeners appear to live in Beverly Hills!...

26. Patt Morrison of the Los Angeles Times
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... looking for rich, we've got Paris Hilton, and if you're looking for thin blondes, if you fire a cannon in Beverly Hills, you hit 100 of them." exactly. ...

27. only daytime TV shows believe that Beverly Knight ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

only daytime TV shows believe that Beverly Knight is one of our most treasured singers.