1. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

2. WE WERE RIGHT!
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HEATHER MILLS' PUBLICIST COMES TO HER SENSES FOUR YEARS LATER

3. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IRISH THEATRE COMPANY PLAN A BECKHAM MUSICAL

5. MENU A TROIS
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LILY ALLEN IS COY ABOUT HER DINNER DATE WITH LINDSAY LOHAN

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

8. BEFORE...
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GLAMOUR AWARDS PICTURE GALLERY

9. ALL WE ARE PAYING...
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FAMOUS JOHN LENNON LYRIC SHEET UP FOR SALE

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. SIMPLY THE BEST
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HOW CALUM BEST GOT HIS BLACK EYE

12. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF A TWAT

13. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
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LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

14. NEWSMOUND
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15. OOPS... I DID IT ON PURPOSE
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BRITNEY HAS CREATED HER OWN ECONOMY

16. BLACK FLABBETH
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OZZY LOOKS PREGNANT

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

18. WARHOL CRAZY NOW
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HUGH GRANT TO SELL WARHOL PAINTING FOR HUGE PROFIT

19. WHO'S AFRAID OF...LIZ TAYLOR?
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LIZ TAYLOR MAKES SURPRISING NOISES WHEN QUIZZED BY JOURNALIST

20. Unholy Trinity
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David LaChappelle sticks the boot into Madonna, Gwen Stefani and Christina Aguilera

21. When Two Become Three
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Mel B's lesbian lover voices concerns over recent marriage

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. The Virgin Beth
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Beth Ditto considered pregnancy to escape her dull life

24. Lies, Damn Lies and Advertising
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Britney Spears' perfume ad couldn't be more mocked up

25. Big Fat Liar
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Beth Ditto hasn't been asked to design a clothing range

26. Ill-Informed 'Gossip'
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Gossip singer Beth Ditto lashes out at Angelina Jolie

27. NEWSMOUND
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28. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

29. Can You Feel The Drugs Tonight?
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Pete Doherty is to perform Disney song at London concert

30. DAY 2: June 1st
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Day 2 in the Big Brother house