1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

2. AUTEUR YOUR HEART TO ME
(Holy News / News)

MADONNA PREMIERES HER MOVIE AT BERLIN FILM FESTIVAL

3. NO SYMPATHY FROM THE OLD DEVIL
(Holy News / News)

KEITH RICHARDS OFFERS AMY WINEHOUSE ADVICE

4. NUT'S DAUGHTER TO PLAY 'KNUT'?
(Holy News / News)

SURI CRUISE TIPPED FOR VOICEOVER ROLE

5. BORRELL NOT SOMEWHERE ELSE
(Holy News / News)

RAZORLIGHT DENY SPLIT RUMOURS

6. JIM DOES A BEGBIE
(Holy News / News)

SHAMED COMIC JIM DAVIDSON ADMITS TO A LADYBOY EXPERIENCE

7. Scram-gelina
(Holy News / News)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to have trial separation?

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

9. HM Monkey (again)
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...rds.... I then have to face the day, ego deflated, feeling about as comfortable as Jim Davidson at the Berlin Love parade knowing that i have been once again dissed... You 'orrible simian bastar...

10. Random Shuffle on iPod
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...m the 10,978 tunes availale, to play the Dambusters theme just as my flight made it's final approach over Berlin....