1. TO SIR WITH LOVE
(Holy News / News)

MARY-KATE OLSEN SPEAKS ABOUT KISSING SIR BEN KINGSLEY

2. WIN MICHAEL HANEKE DVDS
(Holy News / Competition)

THREE MICHAEL HANEKE TRILOGY BOX SETS TO GIVE AWAY

3. VIRGIN BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS TO PLAY VIRGIN MARY IN NEW FILM

4. BENNY THE BULL
(Holy News / News)

BENICIO DEL TORO ATTENDS GAY DRUG MEETING

5. DIDDY DO DAT?
(Holy News / News)

P DIDDY SUED FOR ORDERING A MAN TO BE BEATEN

6. A-LISTER COOK'S BETTER IN AMERICA
(Holy News / News)

GORDON RAMSAY IS CONTROVERSIAL ON US CHAT SHOW

7. YOU'RE THE CHUNG THAT I WANT
(Holy News / News)

Ben Elton & Alexa Chung to launch new programme

8. YOU'RE THE CHUNG THAT I WANT
(Holy News / News)

Ben Elton and Alexa Chung to star in a terrible new ITV show

9. IS IT JUST ME OR DOES...
(Holy News / News)

Preston looks like Frank Spencer & Benny Hill

10. IS IT JUST ME OR DOES...
(Holy News / News)

Preston does an "Ooh Betty"

11. Benny the Ball from Top Cat
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

What a little fucking annoying blue cunt, what is the point of him? He's not funny and talks like a cunt, and has his nose up TC and Officer Dibble's arse at the same time and keeps stitching TC up, t

12. Karen Taylor
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...le handedly setting back the women's rights movement by about 60 years with a 'comedy' series that makes Benny Hill look like Germaine Greer. Touch you? Fuck off you piece of muck....

13. Soaps at Christmas
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

They are more like an sadistic episode of Benny Hill. Half the cast getting wiped out from a UFO crash landing isn't an unlikely scenario at this time of year.

14. The Benny Hill Show
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Top gear but without the cars and more misogyny.

15. Top Gear
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Like the Benny Hill Show, but with cars.

16. Wikipedia
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ticle is about the chauffeur involved in the death of Diana, Princess of Wales. For the actor who played Benny in Crossroads, see Paul Henry (actor)." ...