1. GIRL, INTERRUPTED (BY THE ASA)
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLIE'S MOVIE POSTERS GET BANNED

2. SINKING CRUISE
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. A KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
(Holy News / News)

DARK KNIGHT PREMIERE GALLERY

5. TWO COME OUT
(Holy News / News)

JODIE MARSH AND HER BREASTS GO TO PREMIERE

6. LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE'S LATEST FILM BOMBS AT THE BOX OFFICE

7. 'Wonk' Meets 'Bonk'
(Holy News / News)

Paris Hilton gives first serious interview since jail

8. Five Star Firearms
(Holy News / News)

Faded popstar troubles the news as father goes gun crazy

9. Lucas Slates Silly Spidey
(Holy News / News)

George Lucas slates Spider-Man 3 as a "silly" film when interviewed by Fox News

10. ARE BUSTED BUSTED?
(Holy News / News)

ARE BUSTED BUSTED?

11. Blockbuster Video
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Video, have a word. When I can get a movie on cable download for £3 or have it posted to my house, why should I want to go to your shitty out of date store to find you've put your prices up to £3.95

12. CGI
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Isn't modern technology great? So good, I can't tell whether I'm watching a crap blockbuster or playing a crap computer game. Wow! This crap is cutting edge. Peter Jackson is a ground-breaking cunt.

13. ITV Programme Planners
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...nts so don't treat us like them. Stick to what you do best. Cunting Corrie every sodding night and 'blockbuster' movies that are twenty cunting years old. You bunch of useless, overpaid, cokehead, s...

14. More Ghostbusters films
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Why can't they fucking leave anything alone? I will lose all respect for Dan Akroyd if he has sat for 20 fucking years thinking about this sequel and is now going to allow it to be wanked out in shitt

15. The Ghostbusters
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Because there is still an invisible man sleeping in my bed. Useless cunts!

16. Buster Martin
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

100 years old, fought off 3 teenage muggers and still works at a plumbers... "I pushed one and kung-fu kicked the other one between the legs." had a quick nip into hospital got a few stitches an

17. New Line Cinema
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...was convinced for days afterwards that it had happened in a dream. Looking forward to your summer blockbuster set in a quaint American cul-de-sac, ''Belle End''....

18. Random Shuffle on iPod
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For deciding from the 10,978 tunes availale, to play the Dambusters theme just as my flight made it's final approach over Berlin.

19. In any hollywood blockbuster, shooting a few round...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

In any hollywood blockbuster, shooting a few rounds of bullets around the handle of any locked door will allow the door to be swung open by a swift kick

20. Tom Hanks, Nicolas Cage and John Travolta were all...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...s, Nicolas Cage and John Travolta were all created from used parts of that big Marshmallow dude from Ghostbusters. ...

21. SON OF RAMBOW
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...semi-autobiographical story about a couple of kids in the Eighties remaking Sylvester Stalone's 1982 blockbuster 'Rambo: First Blood' with limited equipment, resources and know-how (what they now call...