1. THE BROKEN BANJO STRING
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DAN LE SAC AND SCROOBIUS PIP TELL US THE FUNNIEST KNOB ANECDOTES

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

3. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

4. THE DEPARTED
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NO ROOM IN FAMILY GRAVE FOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S GRAN

5. DRIVING MRS CRAZY
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MORGAN FREEMAN IS GETTING A POST CAR-CRASH DIVORCE

6. NO END TO THIS AFFAIR
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VERNE TROYER'S EX-PARTNER HITS BACK IN LEGAL ROW

7. TAKING THE RSVP
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MICHAEL LOHAN UNHAPPY ABOUT HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING PLANS

8. MORGAN FREEMAN UPDATE
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MORGAN FREEMAN TO HAVE SURGERY AFTER CAR ACCIDENT

9. SUEING THE ALIEN
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TOM CRUISE NAMED IN COURT ACTION AGAINST SCIENTOLOGY

10. WHAT A WASTER TIME
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PETE DOHERTY IS BURGLED

11. SHRIDER IN THE HOUSE
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VERN TROYER STILL SHARES A HOUSE WITH HIS EX

12. CHEEKY BOY
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LEMBIT OPIK AND CHEEKY GIRL GABRIELA SPLIT UP

13. IT'S A LOVE SQUARE
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THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 19

14. O JUBBERS, WHERE ART THOU?
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DID GEORGE CLOONEY DUMP GIRLFRIEND OVER BOOB JOB?

15. SI YOU LATER
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SIENNA MILLER DUMPS RHYS IFANS

16. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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INTRODUCING THE NEW IPHONE SHUFFLE

17. RONALDO'S 'STAIN'
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THE RONALDO THREE TRANSVESTITES STORY THAT JUST KEEPS ON GIVING

18. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BLAINE BREAKS WORLD BREATH-HOLDING RECORD

19. STOP! HAMMER TIME!
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JAMES BLUNT TO HAVE TREATMENT ON BROKEN FINGER

20. LET IT BLEED
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KEITH RICHARDS GIVES SLEEP WARNING TO DAVID BLAINE

21. UNLUCKY IN LOVE
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PATSY KENSIT SPLITS FROM HER FOURTH FIANCE JEREMY HEALY

22. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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PARIS HILTON TRIES HER HAND AT BELLY DANCING

23. TO BE SERIOUS FOR A MOMENT...
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SCREENWRITER CONFUSED OVER TITLE OF NEXT BOND MOVIE

24. THE GOLDEN RASPBERRY AWARD RESULTS
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EDDIE MURPHY AND LINDSAY LOHAN WIN BIG AT THE RAZZIES

25. RUNNING IN THE FAMILY
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BARRON HILTON ARRESTED FOR DRINK DRIVING

26. BRITNEY: MY PART IN HER DOWNFALL
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BRITNEY'S MANAGER IS PLANNING A BOOK

27. A FITTING TRIBUTE
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HEATH LEDGER'S EX-FIANCEE BREAKS HER SILENCE

28. KIRSTEN TO TEARS
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KIRSTEN DUNST UPSET OVER JAKE GYLLENHAAL'S NEW PARTNER

29. AMY CRACKHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE CAUGHT ON CAMERA SMOKING A CRACK PIPE

30. BABY, ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'RE ARRESTED
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BRITNEY DUMPS ADNAN AND TAKES OUT RESTRAINING ORDER?