1. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News)

Samsung Omnia (i900) Unboxing

2. SEEYA!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 8

3. WHAT IS TOM SAYING?
(Holy News / Competition)

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TOM JONES IS SINGING?

4. HIJACK ALERT!
(Holy News / News)

BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATES REVEALED

5. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

6. BATTLE OF THE EXES
(Holy News / News)

TOMMY LEE AND KID ROCK OFFERED $1M TO FIGHT

7. Day 50: July 19th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Nicky still fails to crack a smile

8. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

The contestants for the new series of The Apprentice have been announced

9. Apprentice World Exclusive!
(Holy News / News)

contestants named in BBC's The Apprentice

10. Gordon Ramsey..
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

You didn't fight your way up from the streets. It's not like boxing, it's like cooking you fucking prune faced lisping fuckwit. In fact, it is cooking, which makes you a cook. Now get in the kitchen

11. My Aunt and Uncle
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...memory, but she’s 88, so you have to give her a bit of leeway. She went out with friends for dinner on Boxing Day. The next day my Aunt, her daughter, decided she couldn’t cope anymore so took m...

12. Parents of child thai boxers
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...arenting Guide: if you 5 year old daughter is crying her eyes out, it's never a good idea to put her in a boxing ring shouting "kick her Princess, fuckin kick her!" Bunch of cunts - I hope all the ...

13. The Aussie Cricket Team
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ey’re on his own team - THE CUNT. Theres me paying the best part of £3,000 to go out for the boxing day test surrounded by complete Aussie and English cunts and the cricket has already be...

14. Traditional martial artists
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Stop poncing about and kidding yourselves. Do some boxing.

15. Beardyman
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

If he couldn't do his beatboxing thing he would be such geek. But he can do his his beatboxing thing and that makes him cool as fuck.

16. Charlie Brooker
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... Six roman candles, Bernie Clifton riding his ostrich, and some Britain's Got Talent prick-a-ma-boob beatboxing on a trampoline....

17. Frank Bruno
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Tabloid platitudes aside, how many other current or former boxing champions have a sense of humour that good?

18. Media Type Oik (Upper Street on Saturday
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...r someone with one punch. As you helped educate my child, I would like to suggest that you read up local boxing history before making any further remarks to total strangers....

19. Dating for the over 30's is like a box of chocolat...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Dating for the over 30's is like a box of chocolates on Boxing Day, all the tasty ones are gone and your only left with the nutty ones

20. Any "Sports" section in a mainstream bookshop will...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

...ion in a mainstream bookshop will always have at least as many books on WWF "wrestling" as Ice Hockey and Boxing combined, proving that spandex-clad, body-waxed stuntmen with mullets pretending to hit...

21. it is impossible for a man to put on a white hoode...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

it is impossible for a man to put on a white hooded dressing gown and not indulge in some shadow boxing in the bathroom mirror.