1. MAKING A SILK PURSE OF OUT OF A SOW'S EAR
(Holy News / News)

JADE GOODY TO HAVE MORE PLASTIC SURGERY

2. NO CUTS FOR CATE
(Holy News / News)

CATE BLANCHETT RULES OUT PLASTIC SURGERY

3. HM INTERROGATES
(Holy News / VIDEO)

WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SADIE FROST

4. A LITTLE LESS DEPORTATION
(Holy News / News)

PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S SURGEON FACING DEPORTATION FROM STATES

5. SILICONE HARMY
(Holy News / News)

PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S FACE INJECTED WITH CAR ENGINE LUBRICANT

6. I'M FEELING A LITTLE HORSE
(Holy News / News)

SARAH JESSICA PARKER UPSET AT MAGAZINE POLL RESULT

7. NHS ARE TROUT OF POCKET
(Holy News / News)

LESLIE ASH AWARDED £5M IN COMPENSATION PAYOUT

8. DAY 11: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

KATIE HOPKINS LEAVES THE JUNGLE

9. DAY 4: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

CHRISTOPHER BIGGINS ENTERS THE CAMP

10. PICTURE OF THE WEEK
(Holy News / News)

WHAT IS KYLIE SAYING?

11. HM GEEK EXCLUSIVE!
(Holy News / News)

Kylie Minogue has confirmed that she will be appearing on the BBC's hit sci-fi show, Doctor Who

12. Caprice: No Role Model
(Holy News / News)

Model Caprice maintains that she is still 35 years old and that she has not gone under the knife

13. What the shitting hell has happened to Kylie?
(Holy News / News)

Kylie Minogue launches H&M in Shanghai, China looking awful, thanks to excessive use of Botox

14. BLOODY ELLE!
(Holy News / News)

Elle awards fashion disasters

15. BLOODY ELLE!
(Holy News / News)

BLOODY ELLE!

16. adds for skin products
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

The product does not work, the reason your face has no wrinkles is because the amount of botox in your head would kill a horse.

17. Carol Vorderman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Neurotic botoxed cunt who can't stop counting.

18. David Furnish
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...xactly? Taking a money-shot in the mouth from a bloated Ena Sharples look-alike perhaps? Vacuous, over-botoxed Cunt !...

19. Desperate Housewives
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Moaning, spoonfaced bitches, so fucking botoxed it's a wonder they can actually speak their lines. And the Second series is completely shite.

20. Eve Cameron, Beauty Journalist
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...en't so easily bamboozled by phoney science. I find it deeply ironic that in your adverts you're clearly botoxed to within an inch of your life. I'd want a bird with facial expressions, thanks, not a ...

21. Kylie Minogue - OBE
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

For fucks sake - OBE - Overly Botoxed Elf

22. Lulu
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Common-as-muck, creaky-voiced, chipmunk-faced, botoxed old bag who is trying hard to be a lady. That photo of her gobbin' out her chewing gum (projectile style) in the street proved you can take the g

23. Nicole Kidman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... and looking more like Gloria Swanson in 'Sunset Boulevard' every year. For fuck's sake stop with the botox love before your demon eyebrows fly off your head....

24. Olay Regenerist Bird
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ides. And they're found in Olay Regenerist". So why aren't you using it instead of industrial strength botox, you lying, piggy eyed, munter? ...

25. Question of Sport
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...d this is like finding a kidney stone lodged in your jap's eye the next time you go to piss. That daft botoxed old whore of a presenter is so blatantly sucking ally mc coist. She laughs at everythin...

26. Uma Thurman
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ou look like a cross between a dear caught in the headlights and Kylie after she fucked her face up with botox!...