1. (NO) METHOD MAN
(Holy News / News)

LIAM NEESON BAFFLED BY 'METHOD ACTING' NONSENSE

2. MURDERING THE DANCEFLOOR
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KNIGHTLEY AND BLOOM TO REMAKE TRAVOLTA CLASSIC

3. STRICTLY NO CELEBRITIES
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NEW LINE UP FOR STRICTLY COME DANCING PUTS THE ZZZZ IN Z-LIST

4. WHAT KABOLLOCKS
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IT'S MADGE'S 50TH BIRTHDAY, BUT SHE RECKONS SHE'S 36

5. CRUSHUA TREE
(Holy News / News)

WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

6. FLINGS IN CONVENIENCE
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN HAS 'SPECIAL TIME' WITH BOBBY BROWN'S SON IN TOILET

7. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
(Holy News / News)

GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

8. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. THE FOX AND THE HAIR
(Holy News / News)

MEGAN FOX CLAIMS SHE WAS ONCE SO POOR SHE COULDN'T SHAVE HER LEGS

10. GO BACK TO JAIL
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

11. WHAT IS TOM SAYING?
(Holy News / Competition)

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT TOM JONES IS SINGING?

12. PETE BURNS SEX TAPE
(Holy News / News)

PETE BURNS LEAKS HIS OWN SEX TAPE

13. PEPPER PLOT
(Holy News / News)

DR PEPPER MAKE AXL ROSE AN ENTICING OFFER

14. YOU ARE FEELING DOPEY
(Holy News / News)

NATALIE PORTMAN LEFT UNEASY AFTER A VISIT TO A PSYCHIC

15. DAY 2: I'M A CELEBRITY GET ME OUT OF HERE
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

JANICE AND LYNN ARGUE

16. I CAN GUT A BEAR!
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

Im A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Day 1

17. ONE KANGAROO ANUS PLEASE!
(Holy News / Im a Celebrity)

I'M A CELEBRITY SET TO BEGIN

18. JASON AND THE LARGER NORKS
(Holy News / News)

CELEBRITY LIFESTYLE LED TO KELLY BROOK AND STATHAM SPLIT

19. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

20. PROFANE YET MUNDANE
(Holy News / News)

JOHN LYDON VOWS TO CARRY ON SWEARING

21. CHEF'S NOT-SO SPECIAL SAUCE
(Holy News / News)

GORDON RAMSAY HAS A VERY LOW SPERM COUNT

22. LOVE CHANGES EVERYTHING
(Holy News / News)

COURTNEY LOVE IS JUST A NORMAL MUM

23. Pigs Fly, William Marries
(Holy News / News)

Prince William married claims US tabloid

24. Day 63: 1st August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

David makes enemies after one day in the Big Brother house

25. Day 16: June 15th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Day 16 in the Big Brother House

26. Dirty Harry in 'The Dead Boring'
(Holy News)

Prince Harry's life story is to be turned into an action film

27. WARNING: OVER INDULGENT DRUGGY BOLLOCKS IS BEING SPOKEN
(Holy News / News)

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss split up after he leaks a video to the press

28. BLOODY ELLE!
(Holy News / News)

Elle awards fashion disasters

29. BLOODY ELLE!
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BLOODY ELLE!

30. GARY LIGHTBODY STILL A CUNT!
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GARY LIGHTBODY STILL A CUNT!