1. YOU'RE BOOKED
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DAVID BECKHAM INSPIRES CHILDREN'S LITERATURE

2. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

3. MUM'S THE WEIRD
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TERI HATCHER GIVES HER DAUGHTER ADVICE

4. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. IT'S LIKE 10,000 SPOONS!
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Scotty from Star Trek's ashes are destroyed - by a spaceship

7. CAN'T DROWN ME NOW
(Holy News / News)

PETE DOHERTY NEARLY DROWNS IN A LOCH

8. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
(Holy News / News)

GILLIAN ANDERSON BLAMES BATMAN FOR X-FILES' POOR PERFORMANCE

9. IRON-DEFICIENT MAIDEN
(Holy News / News)

GWYNETH PALTROW TO STAR IN THE WEST END THIS AUTUMN

10. NEW YORK STATE
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HEATHER MILLS BUYS APARTMENT IN NEW YORK

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. AMY CLEANHOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE DRAFTS IN CLEANERS TO PREPARE FOR BLAKE'S RELEASE

13. SHRIDER IN THE HOUSE
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VERN TROYER STILL SHARES A HOUSE WITH HIS EX

14. THE KID STAYS OUT OF THE PICTURE
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NO SIGN OF NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY DAUGHTER YET

15. NAIVE CAMPBELL
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NAOMI CAMPBELL INSISTS SHE'S NOT A BAD PERSON

16. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET DIZZEE RASCAL
(Holy News / VIDEO)

DIZZEE RASCAL THREATENS TO KICK HOLY MOLY'S HEAD IN

17. CHEWBACCA MARTIN
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CHRIS MARTIN SAYS IT'S OKAY TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN WEIRD NAMES

18. SHAKES ON A PLANE
(Holy News / News)

POSH SPICE IN PLANE DRAMA

19. CAPTAIN GINGER BONCE VS THE GEORDIE BABY ABANDONER! IT'S ON!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 27

20. STOP THE PRESS!
(Holy News / News)

DAVID BECKHAM CAN WRITE

21. ALFIE BIN LADEN
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL CAINE DETAINED AT US AIRPORT AS TERROR SUSPECT

22. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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RYANAIR BOSS PROMISES FREE BLOWJOBS ON BOARD FLIGHTS

23. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

24. GET YOUR SNATCH OUT!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 4

25. GOODY GRIEF
(Holy News / News)

JADE GOODY HAS 50k WORTH OF JEWELLERY STOLEN

26. DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH
(Holy News / News)

MICHAEL JACKSON MAY BE HEADING FOR LAS VEGAS

27. GO BACK TO JAIL
(Holy News / News)

PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

28. MIMI MATRIMONY?
(Holy News / News)

DID MARIAH CAREY GET MARRIED YESTERDAY

29. STOP! HAMMER TIME!
(Holy News / News)

JAMES BLUNT TO HAVE TREATMENT ON BROKEN FINGER

30. WITHOUT A CLUE-DO
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EVA LONGORIA HAS A CLOSE FRIENDSHIP WITH THE BECKHAMS