1. HBO NO-NO
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KAYNE WEST TV SHOW 'TOO HARDCORE' TO AIR?

2. WIN BLUE-RAY DVD PLAYER AND WALK HARD DVD
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BLUE-RAY PLAYER AND WALK HARD DVDS UP FOR GRABS

3. THE MOST ANTICIPATED MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEAR!
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ANNA NICOLE SMITH BIOPIC TRAILER

4. HOP THE LINE
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HEATHER MILLS DENIES REESE WITHERSPOON BIOPIC RUMOURS

5. Obligatory YouTube Clip
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Bob Dylan 'I'm Not There' trailer goes online

6. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. Dirty Harry in 'The Dead Boring'
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Prince Harry's life story is to be turned into an action film

8. Stevie Nix To Lohan flix
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Stevie Nix To Lohan flixFleetwood Mac's Stevie Nicks quashes the idea that Lindsay Lohan will play h

9. Lindsay Lohan Wants To Play Princess Diana
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Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan wants to play Diana, Princess of Wales in a biopic of the late Royal

10. Control.
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A fine fine biopic with the grimy charm of a Mike Leigh flick and music from the gods.