1. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
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HULK HOGAN ATTENDS COURT IN A BANDANNA

2. NOT A GOODY SMELL
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JADE GOODY TO RELEASE NEW PERFUME RANGE

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. AMY WINEHOUSE BAILED
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AMY WINEHOUSE IS OUT OF CUSTODY AFTER DRUGS ARREST

6. TWEED'S DEED
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JACK TWEED CHARGED WITH ASSAULT

7. THE LIBERATED
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PETE DOHERTY RELEASED FROM PRISON EARLY

8. WHAT A SHOWER!
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS HAS A BABY SHOWER AND INVITES THE FAMILY

9. I GOT YOU XENU
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CHER TALKS ABOUT HER ROMANCE WITH TOM CRUISE

10. GWYNY P DEFENDS JAY-Z
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MICROBIOTIC HELLRAISER'S 'BEEF' OVER JAY-Z'S GLASTO CRITICISM

11. THE LADY IS A VAMP
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DITA VON TEESE REVEALS HER BEAUTY TIPS

12. PRISONER 57
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WESLEY SNIPES SENTENCED TO THREE YEARS IN JAIL

13. JODIE MARSH SUFFERS AN ATTACK OF THE HEATHER MILLS
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JODIE MARSH NOT TELLING TRUTH ABOUT CHARITY?

14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

15. MR FARTSY
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COLIN FIRTH SEX SCENE INTERRUPTED BY FART

16. THE BIG BREAK-UP
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KELLY BROOK SPLITS FROM BILLY ZANE

17. TITS UP
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JODIE MARSH SPEAKS TO LORRAINE KELLY ABOUT HER SILLY BREASTS

18. BABY-SHAMLESS SELF PROMOTION
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PETE DOHERTY OFFERED WELFARE FUND BY CONCERNED 'FAN'

19. MILLS AND LOON
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NEW HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS IN C4 DOCUMENTARY

20. PETE BURNS SEX TAPE
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PETE BURNS LEAKS HIS OWN SEX TAPE

21. TWO COME OUT
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JODIE MARSH AND HER BREASTS GO TO PREMIERE

22. THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS A BIT MEAN
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JENNIFER ANISTON GIVES SOME MONEY TO OPRAH'S CHARITY

23. A RIGHT TALE
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'HEATH LEDGER' CONMAN REFUSES TO APOLOGISE

24. GUESS THE TATTOO
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WHICH CELEBRITY IS THIS TATTOO SUPPOSED TO BE OF?

25. CHANELLE SEX TAPE: AN UPDATE
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Chanelle from Big Brothers sex tape wasn't really a sex tape at all, unless you are a puppet. Or per

26. BIGHE FOLLOWING
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SCIENTOLOGY VIDEO REMOVED FROM YOUTUBE

27. BEGIN THE BIG WHINE
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ENRIQUE IGLESIAS DENIES HE HAS A SMALL PENIS

28. NEWSMOUND
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29. 'I WANT IT' TO STOP AND GO AWAY
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CHANELLE HAYES PERFORMS SINGLE AT SHOPPING CENTRE

30. KANYE BREAST
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TOO MUCH BREASTFEEDING MADE KANYE OBSESSED WITH BIG BOOBS