1. DAY TWO IN VEGAS
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

2. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

3. CAPTION COMPETITION
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SCARIER THAN MIKE TYSON...

4. PIC OF THE WEEK
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CHANELLE THE BLOW UP SEX DOLL

5. LIGHTS, CAMERA, ERECTION
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JOHN C REILLY IS HONEST ABOUT SEX SCENES

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. DOWN AND POUT
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THE WORLD'S BEST POUT AS VOTED BY US

8. FORE!
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JACK TWEED, JADE GOODY'S BOYFRIEND JAILED FOR ASSAULT ON A 16 YEAR OLD

9. WOMB TO LET
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RICKY MARTIN USED PROFESSIONAL SURROGATE FOR BABIES

10. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

11. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

13. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
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MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

14. SOUP OF THE DAY
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A DRUNK LOOKING SADIE FROST WITH JODIE HARSH

15. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

16. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

17. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

18. I'M NO SLUT!
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SIENNA MILLER WISHES THE MEDIA WOULD STOP PORTRAYING HER AS A 'HOMEWRECKER'

19. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

20. GRUESOME TWOSOME ALERT!
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BIG BROTHER'S MOST GRUESOME COUPLING YET?

21. BIG PICK POCKET
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BIG BROTHER LOSER GETS PICK POCKETED

22. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

23. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER

24. YOU KNOW THINGS AREN'T GOING WELL WHEN...
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KELLY OSBOURNE CALLS PEACHES GELDOF 'SAD'

25. GOODY HAS CANCER
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BIG BROTHER STAR JADE GOODY HAS CERVICAL CANCER

26. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

27. DEER JONES
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VINNIE JONES TERRIFIED BY A DEER

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

29. BIG BOTHER
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JADE GOODY TO APPEAR ON INDIAN VERSION OF 'BIG BROTHER'

30. BE-LOHAN THE BELT
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LINDSAY LOHAN DRAWS THE LINE AND DEFENDS SISTER