1. OWN GOALY MOLY
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JOE KINNEAR'S FOUR LETTER RANT AT JOURNALISTS

2. TROUBLE WOE SEVEN
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DANIEL CRAIG SAYS NEW BOND MOVIE IS NOT CURSED

3. I'M STILL LOVING ALIENZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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ROBBIE WELCOMES GREEN MEN THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF SONG

4. SUCH A TEESE
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DITA VON TEESE GETS CROSS WITH THE PLASTIC FANTASTICS

5. TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
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GUY RITCHIE DEFENDS HIS FLOP FILMS

6. WILL AND GRACE
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HEATH LEDGER'S ESTATE GIVEN TO HIS DAUGHTER

7. UNLUCKY HEATHER
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HEATHER LOCKLEAR ARRESTED FOR DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE

8. BOTCHED WITH MOTHER
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BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL FORCED TO STAY WITH MUM

9. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

10. THE TRUTH IS OUT THEREY-WHERE
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DAVID DUCHOVNY LOOKS TO RUSSELL BRAND FOR SEX ADVICE

11. BLAINE DAMAGE
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DAVID BLAINE PREPARES FOR LATEST INTERESTING STUNT

12. I WANNA BE... BUTTERY
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JOHN LYDON TO BE THE FACE OF BUTTER BRAND

13. NANNY KNOWS BEST
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JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

14. SHAGGY IS A KNOBBER!
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SHAGGY TEACHES US HOW TO PULL AND TELLS US ALL ABOUT HIS ANUS

15. OUT OF MY MIND
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VICTORIA BECKHAM'S FASHION PLANS ARE ALL GOING WELL

16. FOX BY NAME…
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MEGAN FOX REVEALS LESBIAN PAST

17. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

18. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

19. LOVE DON'T COST A THING...
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JENNIFER LOPEZ PLANNING HUSBAND'S 40TH BIRTHDAY PARTY

20. YAWN OF THE YEAR
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AND THE REAR OF THE YEAR GOES TO...

21. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

22. THE SELF-RESERVATION SOCIETY
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CYBILL SHEPHERD UNIMPRESED BY KISSING MICHAEL CAINE

23. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

24. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

25. MILLER’S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
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SIENNA MILLER PLANS TO MOVE TO LA

26. ULRIKA-KA-KA TO WAKE UP BRITAIN?
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ULRIKA JONSSON IN TALKS TO LAND TOP JOB ON GMTV

27. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE: CRACKER'S DELIGHT
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DJ TAKES 'PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD' TO RIDICULOUS LEVELS

28. THE EGOS HAVE LANDED
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BEYONCE USES ALTER EGO ONSTAGE

29. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

30. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS