1. THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
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WINEHOUSE ORDERS 48 BOTTLES OF LIQUOR FOR BESTIVAL

2. HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
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LINDSAY LOHAN TURNS DOWN NAKED PLAYBOY SHOOT

3. THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
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BAND ADMIT TO KILLING RODENTS

4. PIC OF THE WEEK
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CHANELLE THE BLOW UP SEX DOLL

5. WIN DVDS OF ASIAN FILM PROTEGE
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10 DVDS OF PROTEGE UP FOR GRABS

6. DOWN AND POUT
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THE WORLD'S BEST POUT AS VOTED BY US

7. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

8. TAT'S THE WAY I ROLL
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CHRIS MARTIN PREFERS TATTOOS TO DRUGS

9. THE BEST OF BALLS
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CALUM BEST OWNS UP TO COMMITMENT ISSUES

10. RISKY BUSINESS
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TOM CRUISE WORRIED ABOUT CRAZED STALKERS

11. THE BROKEN BANJO STRING
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DAN LE SAC AND SCROOBIUS PIP TELL US THE FUNNIEST KNOB ANECDOTES

12. MCGONER – WAHEY!
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY'S MOTHER REVEALS HUSBAND'S SEXY DEATH

13. SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
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SAMANTHA RONSON TO WRITE AUTOBIOGRAPHY

14. '24' CARAT GOLD
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KIEFER SUTHERLAND FEELS HE IS OVERPAID AS AN ACTOR

15. A TALE OF TWO CITIES
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PARIS HILTON LOOKING FOR A NEW BEST FRIEND IN THE UK

16. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

17. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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ERNEST BORGNINE REVEALS THE MASTURBATORY SECRET OF ETERNAL YOUTH

18. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

19. HATE TO SAY I TOLD YOU SO
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SNOW PATROL ANNOUNCE NEW ALBUM TITLE BY MISTAKE AND CONFIRM EVERYTHING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT THEM

20. MKO OK
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MARY KATE OLSEN WILL NOT BE FORCED TO GIVE EVIDENCE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S DEATH

21. DRIVING MRS CRAZY
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MORGAN FREEMAN IS GETTING A POST CAR-CRASH DIVORCE

22. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD

23. WIN TICKETS TO THE VODAFONE TBA 2 ON BRIGHTON BEACH
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TWO TICKETS FOR THE VODAFONE TBA 2 IN BRIGHTON

24. HOTEL BOOBY-LON
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PAMELA ANDERSON IS BUILDING HER OWN HOTEL

25. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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JUDGE JUDY INTERRUPTED BY EARTHQUAKE

26. BRITNEY DOES A WHITNEY
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BRITNEY SPEARS DATES BODYGUARD

27. WORLD'S BEST GIRLFRIEND AWARD GOES TO...
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HAYDEN PANETTIERE STRIPS FOR HER BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY

28. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

29. 'NOT MY MATERIAL' GIRL
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MADONNA DENIES CO-AUTHORING HER BROTHER'S BOOK

30. I SAID NINE, NINE, NINE
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AMY WINEHOUSE RUSHED TO HOSPITAL AGAIN