1. NEWSMOUND
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2. MENTAL CHARLOTTE
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PARIS HILTON'S BOYFRIEND BENJI MADDEN IS DERANGED

3. PRET A WALKER
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PARIS HILTON DENIES SHE USES ANIMALS AS FASHION ACCESSORIES

4. A SQUINTER'S TALE
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PARIS HILTON MAKES A VISIT TO SELFRIDGES

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. GO BACK TO JAIL
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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

7. CRY BABY
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PARIS HILTON DESPERATE FOR A BABY

8. A SONG FOR PARIS
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BENJI MADDEN WRITES A LOAD OF BALLADS FOR HILTON

9. PARIS THE NEW YOKO?
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GOOD CHARLOTTE WANT PARIS OUT

10. NEWSMOUND
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11. NEWSMOUND
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12. A COUPLE OF IDIOTS
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ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?