1. BB DAY 2
(Holy News / Big Brother)

DAY TWO IT'S DÉJÅ VU!

2. BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS
(Holy News / News)

BAFTA AWARDS NOMINATIONS PHOTO GALLERY

3. AND WE DON'T CARE
(Holy News / News)

THE UK IS MEDIOCRE SAYS JOHN LYDON

4. Night Of The Living Heroes
(Holy News / News)

News from last night's Heroes press conference

5. Win 'That Mitchell And Webb Sound' Goodies
(Holy News / Competition)

Win script and signed CDs for 'That Mitchell & Webb Sound'

6. A film on BBC2 this Sunday afternoon.
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

A film on BBC2 this sunday afternoon. Stars Fred McMurray and Vera Miles "A saxophonist starts a scout troup to try and impress a school teacher" Why not just describe the film as paedo fun for

7. BBC2
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Thursday's are funny" i watched an hour and a half of Vivenne Vyle, Peter Sefanonhfghfdghdwithch and Graham Norton and i beg to fucking differ

8. Jeremy Clarkson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...owing incident. ‘Jeremy is relieved’ I’ll bet he is, frequently, by the head of programming for BBC2. What a horrid, Mister Whippy topped sack of delayed puberty....

9. Little Miss Jocelyn bbc2/3
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

have you seen it? i cant even get a posting on here, and im still funnier than the shit she comes up with.

10. Stan Collymore
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ldn''t be surprised if he was the one who raped the girl in the reconstruction, the way he's talking on BBC2......

11. Anthony Worrall Thompson
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Hearty cheers to BBC2 for broadcasting Saturday Kitchen. Just a glance at that hobbit-like bloated midget always makes me feel glad I'm not him. Thanks again to the BBC

12. BBC2 (Brilliant Blair Curtailment.)
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

...ght when one of it's journalists accurately reported that the case for the Iraq war had been sexed up. BBC2 I salute you. ...

13. Sensitive Skin (BBC2)
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

Fucking BRILLIANT. Elegaic, intelligently written, and Joanna Lumley. FUCKING LEGEND.

14. BIONIC WOMAN
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

...er 26th so christ knows when it will arrive here or on which channel (my money is on Sci-Fi followed by BBC2 a la Heroes). The simple premise is the same as the one in the 70's but with a Bri...