1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
(Holy News / News)

LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News)

JOHN MCCAIN GETS BARACKROLL'D!

4. VEGAS DAY THREE
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

5. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
(Holy News / News)

JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

6. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. BARACK OH DEAR-A
(Holy News / News)

BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

8. PLAYING GOD
(Holy News / News)

US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

9. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

10. I WISH I'D GONE TO MAGALUF NOW
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 40

11. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. KISSING COUSINS?
(Holy News / News)

MANY HIGH PROFILE US FIGURES ARE RELATED

15. THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE PLANET
(Holy News / News)

SUZANNE SHAW ADMITS TO BEING THICK AND IGNORANT

16. WONDERFALL
(Holy News / News)

BARACK OBAMA'S WIFE FAILS TO HELP HUSBAND'S CAMPAIGN

17. Barack Obama
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Liberals, stop wetting yourselves over this guy. You have been conned. Listen to what he is actually saying. He's a hawk. The business as usual candidate.

18. Barack Obama
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Yes we can!" I bet you don't.

19. The News
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Barack Obama's missus says that Barack Obama is great. Fucking hold the front page!

20. It's impossible for Barack Obama to speak without ...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

It's impossible for Barack Obama to speak without trying making everything he says sound like a crackly 'classic' soundbite from a history documentary.

21. THE WIRE - SEASON 5
(HM Approved!/HM Approved!)

... damning it with faint praise!" Big laughs came with the revelation that not only is 'The Wire' Barack Obama's favourite TV show but that his favourite character is gay stickup crook Omar! ...