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2. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

3. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

4. JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
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A LOAD OF VILE EXCRETED AIR... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HER SONGS, JESSICA SIMPSON FARTS TOO

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9. AND I WILL TRY TO FIX YOU(R CLOTHES)
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COLDPLAY LIKE TO SEW

10. SLAPPER – DON'T PREACH
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JOHN MCCAIN HITS BACK AT MADONNA

11. THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL
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SIENNA MILLER BRANDED A 'SLUT' BY VANDALS

12. VOIGHT-ING DIRTY
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JON VOIGHT REPLIES TO ROSEANNE BARR'S INSULTS

13. RUN FOR THE HILLS!
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DAVID BECKHAM'S LIFE TO BE MADE INTO MUSICAL

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15. YOU'RE BARN-ED
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BABYSHAMBLES BANNED FROM PLAYING FESTIVAL IN WILTSHIRE

16. MUST TRI HARDER
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JENNIFER LOPEZ IN TRAINING FOR A TRIATHLON

17. OUR MONEY'S ON ROSEANNE
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ROSEANNE BARR BRANDS ANGELINA JOLIE 'EVIL'

18. A PEACH OF SALT
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PEACHES GELDOF MARRIED 'BECAUSE OF GRIEF'

19. SINKING CRUISE
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TOM CRUISE'S BUSINESS PARTNER RESIGNS

20. MASS DEBACLE
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DAVID BECKHAM AND JIMMY PAGE IN OLYMPIC CLOSING CEREMONY

21. NO MEAT IS MURDER
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TOMMY LEE STILL FINDING IT HARD TO GIVE UP MEAT

22. BARACK OH DEAR-A
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BARACK OBAMA CHOSES JOSS STONE TO WRITE HIS CAMPAIGN SONG

23. PLAYING GOD
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US PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFULS AWAIT ANGELINA JOLIE'S BACKING

24. KIEFER SUDS-ERLAND
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ACTOR KIEFER SUTHERLAND DROPS SOAP IN PRISON SHOWERS

25. THE DEPARTED
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NO ROOM IN FAMILY GRAVE FOR LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S GRAN

26. SOMETHING IN THE WATER
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THREE CORONATION STREET STARS ANNOUNCE PREGANCY ON THE SAME DAY

27. WALKING DEYN THE AISLE
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AGYNESS DEYN AND ALBERT HAMMOND JR ENGAGED?

28. WAR OF THE STONE ROSES
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JOSS STONE TO APPEAR IN 'THE TUDORS' AS ANNE OF CLEVES

29. PASS THE TISSUES
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RHYS IFANS AND KIMBERLY STEWART SPLIT

30. OVER MY DEAD BODY
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KEVIN COSTNER WANTS TO MAKE A SEQUEL TO THE BODYGUARD