1. DESPERATE DENIALS
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EVA LONGORIA CLAIMS SIZE ZERO STATUS DESPITE RECENT EXPANSION

2. MOTHER KNOWS BEST
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MYLEENE KLASS LAUNCHES A BABY RANGE

3. BABY TWO MORE TIMES...
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS RUMOURED TO PREGNANT AGAIN

4. ROLAND TWAT
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PETE DOHERTY TO LOCK HIMSELF IN A RAT-FILLED COFFIN

5. OFFSPRING OF GIANT FACE ON MYSPACE
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GALAXY-FACED ACTRESS HOSTS NEW BABY PICTURES ON MYSPACE

6. IS IT ANY BLUNDER
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KEANE TO UNVEIL NEW 'FUNKY' DIRECTION

7. EX APPEAL
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PETE DOHERTY POSTS YOUTUBE TRIBUTE TO MOSSY

8. PAINTYSHAMBLES
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NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

9. NEWSMOUND
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10. OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS 'PORNOGRAPHIC' PHOTOS STOLEN

11. 'MAN' SEEKS 'WOMAN'
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PETE DOHERTY DESPERATE TO SHACK UP WITH KATE MOSS AGAIN

12. THE LAST POST
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EVEN SIENNA MILLER'S NUMBER ONE FAN IS UNHAPPY WITH HER

13. NEWSMOUND
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14. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

15. NEWSMOUND
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16. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

17. ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY
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HOLY MOLY GOES TO LAS VEGAS!

18. HIT ME WITH THE ALCOPOPS ONE MORE TIME
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BRITNEY'S MUM RELEASES TELL-ALL BOOK

19. JORDAN INVENTS THE WHORSE
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JORDAN'S NEW EQUESTRIAN CLOTHING RANGE

20. NEWSMOUND
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21. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ALBI-ON
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PETE DOHERTY CRIES AFTER MISSING A FLIGHT

22. NEWSMOUND
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23. KEEPING IT ROYAL
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PETE DOHERTY'S LANDLORD UNHAPPY AT PLANS FOR HOME GIG

24. SHERLOCK BONES
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KATE MOSS BELIEVES MODELS ARE UNDER PRESSURE TO BE THIN

25. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES

26. THROW YOUR OWN BACKYARD FESTIVAL!
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MARS PLANET POUCHES AND FESTIVAL KIT UP FOR GRABS

27. MOSS: 'I'M A TIT MAN'
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KATE MOSS REVEALS WHAT SHE LIKES ABOUT BREASTS

28. KEEPIN' LA BABY PHOTO
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RICKY MARTIN BABY PICTURES NOT WANTED

29. SPORTY BECOMES BABY
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MEL C IS PREGNANT!

30. NEWSMOUND
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