1. STOP THE PRESS!
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DAVID BECKHAM CAN WRITE

2. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

3. I AM FOOTY LEGEND
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WILL SMITH BEGS BECKHAM TO HELP HIM PLAY 'SOCCER'

4. HOMO-SPICE-UAL
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VICTORIA BECKHAM SAYS THAT ONLY GAY MEN LIKE HER NOW

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
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What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

7. No matter how many more white pants armani have so...
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No matter how many more white pants armani have sold because of Beckham, we all know from that picture it's more golden ball that he's packing than penis. Look closely.