1. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
(Holy News / News)

J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

2. SUNDAY BEEF
(Holy News / News)

SOURCES ARGUE OVER NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY NAME

3. OBLIGATORY PICTURE
(Holy News)

ANTHONY HEAD'S ODD FINGERS

4. JENNY AND THE BLOCK
(Holy News / News)

BEN AFFLECK DOES NOT BLAME J-LO FOR HIS STUTTERING CAREER

5. SMELLING OF POSERS
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

6. JENNY FROM THE BOX
(Holy News / News)

J.LO TO STAR IN HER OWN REALITY SHOW

7. RISKY BUSINESS
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE IS ASKED TO BE GODFATHER TO J.LO'S TWINS

8. BUY BUY BABY
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ GETS HER TWIN BABIES WORKING

9. NEWS UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

ANTHONY MINGHELLA DIES AT 54

10. LOVE DON'T COST A WIND
(Holy News / News)

J-LO'S HUSBAND CALLS HIMSELF THE BURP WHISPERER

11. I'M REAL ANNOYING
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO STOP BEING CALLED J.LO

12. FROM PRE-NATAL TO PRE-POSTEROUS
(Holy News / News)

J.LO'S BIRTHING SUITE REMAINS EMPTY AND WAITING

13. BABY PLEASE DON'T GO
(Holy News / News)

HOSPITAL FEARS KIDNAP PLOT FOR J-LO'S BABIES

14. THE MOLE SPEAKS
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY REVEAL THE FIRST HOUSEMATES UP FOR NOMINATION IN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

15. HIJACK ALERT!
(Holy News / News)

BIG BROTHER HOUSEMATES REVEALED

16. I VANT TO BITE YOUR NECK!
(Holy News / News)

HOLY MOLY'S TOP FIVE CELEBRITY BITING INCIDENTS

17. CAN STOP
(Holy News / News)

RHCP SUE TV COMPANY OVER NAME

18. J.LO: NOT QUITE A NO-SHOW
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ PAYS A FLYING VISIT

19. JENNY AND THE BLOCK-HEADS
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ WANTS TO PERFORM WITH THE SPICE GIRLS

20. The world will be a much, much poorer place
(Holy News / News)

Anthony H Wilson - RIP

21. BRIT AWARDS RUNNING ORDER
(Holy News / News)

The Brit Awards line up

22. BRIT AWARDS RUNNING ORDER
(Holy News / News)

BRIT AWARDS RUNNING ORDER

23. Anthony and the johnsons
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

what the fuckin ell did they give him that fuckin prize for, the fuckin strange voiced CUNT. they might as well av chucked shit at their photo. Arty farty cunts.

24. Anthony Hopkins
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Can you do any other characters?

25. Anthony Worrall Thompson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

"Special Anthony Worrall Thompson" sausages in Sainsbury's say "prick with a fork". Say no more.

26. Anthony Worrall-Thompson
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Captain Bird's Eye impresonating chef cunt. So let's get this straight you short stunted bearded wanker. You'll diss Gordon Ramsay (oh king of all things culinary) and you'll lay the smackdown on Deli

27. Lewis Hamilton's dad
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Anthony Hamilton. For saying in an interview during the Monaco GP something along the lines of "It's pretty tense, it's quite hard just to keep my focus" Tense, fine, but focus? You aren't the one

28. The Anthony Cotton Show
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Bill Hicks compared us to cancer. I think that’s unfair given cancer never spawned The Anthony Cotton Show...

29. The Anthony Cotton Show
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...e free samples of ecstasy with the T.V Times, so we can all get in on the joke. Perhaps a rebrand as The Anthony Cunting Show is more appropriate....

30. Anthony Clair
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

He got Jimmy Saville to reveal that he hates children, and the full extent of his mother fixation, on broadcast media.