1. THE COHEN BOTHERS
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SACHA BARON COHEN IS ANNOYING AMERICANS AGAIN

2. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

3. SEEYA!
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The Holy Moly Big Brother 9 blog: Day 8

4. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

5. PUSSYCAT LOL
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PUSSYCAT DOLLS SAY THEY WANT TO SEX UP AMY WINEHOUSE

6. SPACE AND THE CROWD
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KEVIN SPACEY HAS AN EXTREMELY LARGE ENTOURAGE ON FILM SET

7. I DON'T THINK I WANT YOU BACK
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MEL B IS RECORDING NEW DUET WITH JANET JACKSON

8. WIN A DVD PLAYER AND THREE COPIES OF KING OF CALIFORNIA
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DVD PLAYER AND THREE DVDS UP FOR GRABS

9. CRYSTAL BALLS UP
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MOVIE GEEKS MAKE NEW INDIANA JONES FILM MOST MISTAKE RIDDEN OF THE YEAR

10. BEYONCE DOING BOND?
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NO, SHE'S NOT HAVING A FLING WITH ROGER MOORE

11. GOOD CHARLOTTE'S WEB
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DID LINDSAY LOHAN ATTEMPT TO SEDUCE NICOLE RITCHIE'S HUSBAND?

12. TERRIBLE LIEUTENANT
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NICHOLAS CAGE TO STAR IN 'BAD LIEUTENANT' REMAKE

13. YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
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HULK HOGAN ATTENDS COURT IN A BANDANNA

14. THIS BOOT WAS MADE FOR TALKING
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JESSICA SIMPSON CREDITS TONY ROMO WITH CAREER REVIVAL

15. SHAY YOU'RE SHORRY
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PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

16. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH PAULA ABDUL?

17. GREEN LIT
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EDWARD NORTON WANTS MOVIES TO BE MORE GREEN

18. ROY OF THE RAVING
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STING ACCUSED OF STEALING SONG IDEAS

19. BEAUTIES AND THE BEAST
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HEATHER MILLS GETS BOOED AT BEAUTY PAGEANT

20. A LITTLE LESS DEPORTATION
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PRISCILLA PRESLEY'S SURGEON FACING DEPORTATION FROM STATES

21. JES-SICK-A SIMPSON
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CONFUSION OVER ACTING LEGEND'S HOSPITAL STAY

22. LOVE IS THE MUG
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COURTNEY LOVE INSISTS SHE HAS HAD $200M STOLEN BY FRAUDSTERS

23. BABY, I LOVE YOUR WAGE
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BRAD AND ANGELINA TO GET HUGE SUM FOR TWINS PICTURES

24. A CAR CRASH NAMED 'MISS DIRE'
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BRITNEY SPEARS TO APPEAR ON LONDON STAGE?

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

26. YUMMY BUMMY
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NIGELLA'S BUM TOO BIG FOR AMERICA

27. FRESH PRINCE OF OUTER SPACE
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WILL SMITH STILL DENYING HE HAS TURNED TO SCIENTOLOGY

28. EMPIRE FILM AWARDS
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EMPIRE AWARDS PHOTO GALLERY

29. DINOSAUR ANOTHER DAY
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MADONNA FEELS AGED

30. DOUBLE SPREAD
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HUGH HEFFER WANTS THE OLSEN TWINS TO POSE FOR PLAYBOY