1. MEAT THE BEATLES
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MACCA'S NEW SQUEEZE NOW A CARD-CARRYING VEGETARIAN

2. HOLMES FROM HELL
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GUY RITCHIE CONFIRMS THE IDENTITY OF HIS DOCTOR WATSON

3. GHALIB IT OUT!
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NO BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE, CLAIMS EX-LOVER

4. JOHNNY CASH
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JOHNNY DEPP KEEPING BUSY FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF YEARS

5. DREADING THE BOARDS
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BIZARRE 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' MUSICAL ON THE WAY

6. WE CAN SHOOT IT OUT
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TED NUGENT OFFERS TO BE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BODYGUARD

7. REBRANDING EXERCISE
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RUSSELL BRAND LAUNCHES STATESIDE DAMAGE LIMITATION CAMPAIGN

8. TOP GOVERN
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VAL KILMER TO BE MAYOR OF NEW MEXICO?

9. THE HALF-PORN WINCE
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DANIEL RADCLIFFE WARNS OF POTENTIAL ONSTAGE SHRINKAGE

10. LI-LO'S PALIN NO-NO
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LINDSAY LOHAN NOT A FAN OF 'HOMOPHOBIC' SARAH PALIN

11. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

12. NOT THAT DESPERATE
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HEATHER MILLS TURNED DOWN FOR GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES'

13. ASSICA SIMPSON
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BARONESS OF BLAND JESSICA SIMPSON HITS BUM NOTE ON US TV

14. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

15. DENIS BORE
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DENIS LEARY FAILS TO BE FUNNY AT FASHION CHARITY CONCERT

16. DOES YOUR MUMMY KNOW THAT YOU’RE OUT?
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BRITISH ACTRESSES TOP LESBIAN POLL

17. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE

18. BOWLING BRAWL
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GARY COLEMAN GETS ANGRY OUTSIDE A BOWLING ALLEY

19. GREG'S NASTIES
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GREG GARCIA IS NOT AN ALEC BALDWIN FAN

20. THERE'S A GHOST IN MY HOUSE
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NICOLAS CAGE REFUSES TO SLEEP IN HIS OWN HAUNTED HOUSE

21. PAM IN THE MIRROR
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JACKO APPARENTLY 'STEPS OUT' WITH PAMELA ANDERSON. WORLD PUSHES AWAY UNFINISHED DINNER

22. DOUBLE DROP
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LEONA LEWIS FACES ALBUM RELEASE CLASH

23. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

24. PREMIUM GRADE SUSPECT
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HELEN MIRREN SAYS SHE USED TO LOVE COCAINE

25. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

26. THAT PETROL EMOTION
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P DIDDY COMPLAINS ABOUT PETROL PRICES

27. AMERICAN PIE BYE
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TARA REID LAUNCHES OWN FASHION RANGE

28. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BRIAN BLESSED!
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FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED WHEN WE MET COMEDY LEGEND BRIAN BLESSED

29. LILO DEFLATED BY SWIMMER'S MUM
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LINDSAY LOHAN WANTS DATE WITH MICHAEL PHELPS

30. OLYMPIC-SIZED EGO
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JENNIFER LOPEZ SLIGHTED BY SOME SWIMMER