1. NOT SO AMBIENT HOUSE
(Holy News / News)

MOBY NEEDS HELP TO SELL HIS APARTMENT

2. Mills 'n' Thrills and Bellylaughs
(Holy News / News)

Mills and Macca record most depressing dance track since Mr Kirk's Nightmare

3. Newsmound
(Holy News / News)

What's happening elsewhere on the internet?

4. myspace side projects
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

''Yah, I''ve just cracked off a few hours of worthless half-baked ambient shite on some cracked software and have set up a totally new myspace account in honor of myself, so you must now apply to be m

5. Pixar Animation
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...cinematic history for their sheer, majestic beauty, gripping stories, symbolic significance and unrivalled ambient qualities. However, we now have utter shit, spewed out from the Disney factory, un...

6. The Orb
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Ambient sods - put a Bassline in a song!