1. UGLY NAOMI
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NAOMI CAMPBELL TO APPEAR IN UGLY BETTY

2. IS THERE AN AL KOHOLIC HERE?
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Sara Cox has a baby boy and gives it a ridiculous name

3. THE ALTERNATIVE BRITS AFTER PARTY PHOTO GALLERY
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THE ALTERNATIVE BRIT PARTY

4. BRITAIN'S GOT MARDY
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AUDITIONEES ON BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT GET SNIFFY ABOUT BEING NOT VERY GOOD

5. THE SPYING LAME
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'BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT' JUDGING IS SECRETLY BUGGED

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

7. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

8. The Z-List Beckons
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What now for the Big Brother buffoons?

9. Big Brother 8 – In A Nutshell
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Highlights of Big Brother 8

10. Big Brother: The End
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Brian comes out victorious

11. Day 92: 31st August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Are Brian and Amanda not of this Earth?

12. Day 91: August 30th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Housemates make Big Brother 8: The Movie

13. Day 90: August 29th
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Jonty charms a blow-up doll

14. Day 88: 27th August
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Singing the house down

15. Day 86: 24th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Jonty leaves nothing to the imagination

16. Day 83: 21st August
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Housemates prepare to talk posh

17. Day 81: 20th August
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Brian flogs a dead horse

18. Day 78: 16th August
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Carole is a biscuit hider

19. Day 77: 15th August
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Gerry lies and cheats. Hurrah!

20. Day 74: 12th August
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Amanda loves Brian

21. Day 72: 10th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Carole wants the boys to herself

22. Day 70: 8th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Amanda and Brian get it on

23. Day 69: 7th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Samoramanda are up for eviction

24. Day 68: 6th August
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Brian is still favourite to win BB8

25. Day 66: 4th August
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Shanessa is booted out and looks like a sausage

26. CAN I HAVE AMANDA HUGANKISS STRAIGHT AWAY?
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Steve Wright falls for the oldest trick in the book on Radio 2

27. Day 58: 27th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Charley and Brian have an argument

28. Day 57: 26th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Chanelle is now the mental

29. Day 56: 25th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Crusty old Tracey has been nominated

30. Day 55: 24th July
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Ziggy isn't as good-looking as Liam.