1. MUMMY'S BOY
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BEST PLACE FOR WINEHOUSE'S CONVICT HUBBY IS HOME, SAYS MRS CIVIL

2. FANTASTIC PHWOAR
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JESSICA ALBA IS GAGGING FOR YOUNG MEN. AND WOMEN.

3. HARD AT THE COLE FACE
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CHERYL COLE OBJECTS TO BEING INTERRUPTED MID-MOUTHFUL

4. JAMIE JUNIOR
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JAMIE OLIVER CONSIDERS ADOPTING A BOY

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. IT DISNEY LOOK GOOD
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED CONDOM CONTRACT

8. ALRIGHT, AGAIN?
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LILY ALLEN AND ED SIMONS ARE BACK ON

9. MAKES NO CENTS
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50 CENT TO SUE TACO BELL

10. SHEEN IT ALL BEFORE
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CHARLIE SHEEN AND DENISE RICHARDS STILL ARGUING

11. DADDY OR SHITS - I MEAN CHIPS!
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Are Live adverts the future? We bloody hope so!

12. AXEL F-OFF
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EDDIE MURPHY SIGNS UP FOR 'BEVERLY HILLS COP 4'

13. HUGH PERVERT
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MILEY CYRUS OFFERED TO POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY AT 18

14. THE KIDS AREN'T ALRIGHT
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WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DAUGHTER ATTEMPTS SUICIDE

15. EMO KID
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ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ HAVING A CHILD. OR NOT

16. NOT RIP-2
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ACTOR WHO PLAYED R2-D2 IN STAR WARS NOT REALLY ILL

17. RED-FACED BARRON
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BARRON HILTON AVOIDS GOING TO JAIL FOR DRINK DRIVING

18. BUY BUY BABY
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JENNIFER LOPEZ GETS HER TWIN BABIES WORKING

19. WIN BOOKS ABOUT TIGERS
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TEN NATIONAL GALLERY BOOKS FOR GRABS

20. SNEEZY DOES IT
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JANET JACKSON RUSHED TO HOSPITAL WITH FLU

21. THE SIMPSON STRIFE
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ASHLEE SIMPSON BLAMES SLURRING ON 'BAD VIBES'

22. NOT ALRIGHT, STILL
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LILY ALLEN TURNS INTO A RECLUSE

23. ALRIGHT, LIL?
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LILY ALLEN RUMOURED TO BE ENGAGED

24. WIN SIGNED JACK BLACK POSTER
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BE KIND REWIND GOODIES FOR GRABS

25. THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE
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BRITNEY'S ENTOUARGE BEGIN TO TURN ON EACH OTHER

26. IT'LL BE ALRIGHT, STILL ON THE NIGHT?
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AUDIENCE EXIT LILY ALLEN'S CHAT SHOW CALLING IT 'HORRIBLE' AND 'LIMP'

27. CAN BUY ME LOVE
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MILLS AND MCCARTNEY GO TO COURT FOR DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

28. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DENIS
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IT'S ALRIGHT ON THE NIGHT PRESENTER TURNS 86

29. DRINKING A LOHAN
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS DRINKING AGAIN

30. WIN JUNO PHONES AND GOODIES
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FIVE PHONES AND CUPS TO GIVE AWAY