1. CRUSHUA TREE
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WELSH JUDGE ORDERS U2 CDS TO BE DESTROYED

2. THE FUR FLIES
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STELLA MCCARTNEY FURIOUS AT ADVERT FOR FUR BOUTIQUE

3. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

4. HEART OF STONE
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JOSS STONE HEAD BUTTS BROTHER DURING A BAPTISM

5. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

7. LEATHERHEAD
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MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY TO BE THE NEW FACE OF BEEF

8. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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OASIS CACTUS KID ADVERT

9. THREES A CROWD
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3 NEW FEMALE HOUSEMATES TO JOIN THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE

10. PRAWN BALLS
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DAVID BECKHAM'S BREATH SMELLS OF FISH

11. STOP THE PRESS!
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DAVID BECKHAM CAN WRITE

12. FOR EVIAN'S SAKE
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BECKHAM CONSIDERS LAUNCHING HIS OWN BRAND OF WATER

13. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

14. ANOTHER OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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DAVID BECKHAM WRITES ON PEOPLE IN ADVERT

15. I AM FOOTY LEGEND
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WILL SMITH BEGS BECKHAM TO HELP HIM PLAY 'SOCCER'

16. TELLING WHOPPERS
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR QUIT DRUGS THROUGH BURGERS

17. A TOWN CALLED VIAGRA
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PAUL WELLER GROWS OLD GRACEFULLY WITH PLANS OF HEROIN AND VIAGRA

18. GLAMOUR URINE EXTRACTION SUCKERS NATION SURELY
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GLAMOUR AWARDS IN WORLD'S MOST RIDICULOUS WINNERS LIST SHOCKER

19. DADDY OR SHITS - I MEAN CHIPS!
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Are Live adverts the future? We bloody hope so!

20. WHEN HOLY MOLY MET SIGNATURE
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BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT FINALISTS TELL US ALL ABOUT SIMON COWELL'S EYEBROWS

21. SHUT THE DOOR ON YOUR WAY OUT
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CHANELLE HAYES PLANS TO MOVE TO AMERICA

22. DOWNTOWN GIRLS
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BRIAN MCFADDEN DOESN'T LIKE HIS CHILDREN'S ACCENTS

23. SMELLING OF POSERS
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JENNIFER LOPEZ'S NEW REALITY SHOW IS ABOUT HER PERFUME

24. HM INTERROGATES: SARAH CAWOOD
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SARAH CAWOOD ADMITS TO EATING BOGIES

25. SMELLS LIKE TEEN MISFIT
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FRANCES BEAN COBAIN MAY BE THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL

26. THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS A BIT MEAN
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JENNIFER ANISTON GIVES SOME MONEY TO OPRAH'S CHARITY

27. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES

28. CRYBABY SHAMBLES
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PROMOTOERS BEMOAN LOST EARNINGS OVER PETE DOHERTY IMPRISONMENT

29. SHALLOW KNAVE
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EWAN MCGREGOR GREATLY ADMIRES DANIEL DAY-LEWIS

30. JOHNNY'S SPLIT
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JOHNNY DEPP NOT FRONTING CONDOM CAMPAIGN AFTER ALL