1. THE RAT IS BACK
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY RECONCILES WITH ADNAN AMID SEX TAPE RUMOURS

2. OOPS, SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS IS BACK WITH HER BRITISH BOYFRIEND

3. WIG AND ATHLETIC
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE FOR SALE?

4. MILLS AND LOON
(Holy News / News)

NEW HEATHER MILLS CLAIMS IN C4 DOCUMENTARY

5. DUMP ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS FINALLY DITCHES BOYFRIEND ADNAN GHALIB

6. ADNAN THE RAT
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY'S 'BOYFRIEND' PLUMBS NEW DEPTHS OF SCUMMINESS

7. ARSE MAKES ARSE OF HIMSELF
(Holy News / News)

ADNAN GHALIB ARGUES WITH PHOTOGRAPHER

8. NOT THINKING IT OVER
(Holy News / News)

MICHELLE HEATON AND ANDY SCOTT-LEE DRESS UP AS BRITNEY AND ADNAN

9. DAILY BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY IS OUT OF HOSPITAL AND UP TO HER OLD TRICKS

10. STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER
(Holy News / News)

RESTRAINING ORDER ISSUED AGAINST BRITNEY'S MANAGER

11. DAILY BRITNEY
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS FOUND DISTRESSED AFTER ARGUMENT WITH MANAGER

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. BRITNEY'S BOOB
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS EXPOSES BREAST IN INTERNET VIDEO

14. TEXT TALES
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS' EX MAY BE SELLING HER TEXT MESSAGES

15. BABY, ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'RE ARRESTED
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY DUMPS ADNAN AND TAKES OUT RESTRAINING ORDER?

16. SOMEBODY HELP THIS WOMAN!
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS WRITES A SUICIDE NOTE

17. NOT SO INNOCENT
(Holy News / News)

IS BRITNEY SPEARS PLAYING THE PRESS AT THEIR OWN GAME?

18. Adnan Ghalib
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

This man will become known as "the biggest cunt of 2008" at the annual "superhuman cunt acheivement awards" which are held in November in Cuntsville, texas. Im not sure who the other nominations ar