1. SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
(Holy News / News)

AXL ROSE FANCIES KELLY OSBOURNE

2. PEPPER PLOT
(Holy News / News)

DR PEPPER MAKE AXL ROSE AN ENTICING OFFER

3. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

4. Axl Rose
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Guns n' Roses last put out an album of original material in 1991. Soon after, Axl fired the rest of the band (nice cunt) and proclaimed he was going to do the next album by himself. By his own admissi

5. Actually Axel Rose is an anagram for Oral Seex, an...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Actually Axel Rose is an anagram for Oral Seex, and I have no idea what that is. However, Axl Rose = Oral sex.