1. NEWSMOUND
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2. BECKS OF FRIENDS
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NAOMI CAMPBELL BEFRIENDS POSH SPICE

3. NEWSMOUND
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4. RED-FACED BARRON
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BARRON HILTON AVOIDS GOING TO JAIL FOR DRINK DRIVING

5. NEWSMOUND
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6. SAMUEL L JACKSON SHAFTS QUESTIONS
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SAMUEL JACKSON AVOIDS PRINCE'S TRUST QUESTIONS

7. www.uglyoldtwat.co.uk
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Andrew Lloyd Webber avoids technology

8. Pete Doherty avoids being titted-up
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Pete Doherty dodges the slammer. Again

9. Can’t Get You Out Of My Pants
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Is Kylie back with Olivier and does anyone care anymore?

10. No Porridge For This Little Bore
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Pete Doherty avoids jail, again