1. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. JUST CALL HER 'DANGLE'
(Holy News / News)

THE WORLD WAITS FOR HALLE BERRY TO NAME HER DAUGHTER

4. YAWN OF THE BED
(Holy News / News)

JORDAN COMPARES HER SEX LIFE WITH PETER TO A HORROR FILM

5. Jordan Impatient with The Patient
(Holy News / News)

Jordan aka Katie Price is pleased with Peter Andre's recovery

6. colleen mcloughlin
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

supposed to look like Audrey Hepburn in her latest Breakfast and Tiffany's photoshoot. Looks more like Kenneth Williams with a dress on.

7. perfume adverts on tv
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ains of apples??? that big mouthed cunt out of aerosmiths illegitimate daughter pissing about as if shes audrey hepburn in breakfast at tiffanys??? its fucking chemicals in a bottle for fucks fuck...

8. Ray
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

.... "We''re old enough and wise enough jast to be given the fax" - yes, about why anything less than an Audrey Forbes-Hamilton accent is considered acceptable on British TV. You can take your oat br...