1. PAINTYSHAMBLES
(Holy News / News)

NO ONE WANTS TO BUY PETE DOHERTY'S 'ARTWORK'

2. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
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J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

4. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

5. ALL WE ARE PAYING...
(Holy News / News)

FAMOUS JOHN LENNON LYRIC SHEET UP FOR SALE

6. BID UP, BID ON UP
(Holy News / News)

JAMES BROWN'S POSSESSIONS TO BE AUCTIONED

7. GOTTA GET THRU THIS STUFF AND SELL IT
(Holy News / News)

THE BEDINGFIELD SIBLINGS AUCTION PERSONAL ITEMS ON EBAY FOR CHARITY

8. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

9. WHEN THE FOOL BECOMES A KING
(Holy News / News)

THE COUNTRY GOES CHILDREN IN NEED CRAZY

10. WARHOL CRAZY NOW
(Holy News / News)

HUGH GRANT TO SELL WARHOL PAINTING FOR HUGE PROFIT

11. WORKING CLASS HAIRDO
(Holy News / News)

YOUR CHANCE TO BUY SOME OF JOHN LENNON’S HAIR

12. BRIT'S EYES, BURNING LIKE FIRE
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY HAS A MEDICAL REASON FOR WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

13. 'Hole' And My Shoe
(Holy News / News)

Courtney Love unhappy with Dr Martens using Kurt's image

14. Quote of the day: Courtney Love
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Courtney Love is to auction off most of Kurt Cobain's remaining belongings

15. WHAT A CUNT
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Justin Hawkins looking stupid

16. WHAT A CUNT
(Holy News / News)

Justin Hawkins is a massive cuntbag

17. Bargain Hunt
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ucking ridiculously expensive trade fair. The pervert then gets them to sell this overpriced shit at an auction, a place designed to buy things at THE CHEAPEST PRICE POSSIBLE. The 4 twats and th...

18. Homes under the hammer
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...has no roof, bomb damage and is next door to a dog shit reprocessing plant. it should fetch £400,000 at auction". Funny how all your featured property which you initially claim is a pile of cra...

19. Metallica
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...tarving kids mouths? Watch 'Some Kind Of Monster' and then try and tell me Lars Ulrich - especially at the auction scene - isn't one of the biggest cunts in music. Spinal Tap for under 16's....

20. Damien Hirst Again
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

... he's a dick of the highest order - but for the lass in the black dress doing the telephone bidding at the auction. Stonking pair of tits....

21. Nothing defines buyers remorse better than your "w...
(Glossary / Rules of Modern Life)

Nothing defines buyers remorse better than your "winnings" from a sportsmans dinner auction.