1. NANNY KNOWS BEST
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER LOPEZ RELUCTANTLY HIRES A NANNY

2. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

3. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
(Holy News / News)

NOEL GALLAGHER ATTACKED ON STAGE IN TORONTO

4. JOLIE HARD LIFE
(Holy News / News)

ANGELINA JOLIE STRUGGLING WITH NEWBORNS

5. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

6. MORGAN FREEMAN UPDATE
(Holy News / News)

MORGAN FREEMAN TO HAVE SURGERY AFTER CAR ACCIDENT

7. TAKING THE PICS
(Holy News / News)

4MAGAZINE PAYS 14 MILLION DOLLARS FOR PICTURES OF ANGELINA AND BRAD’S TWINS

8. SHE'S A TOP DRAWER KNOB!
(Holy News / Big Brother)

THE HOLY MOLY BIG BROTHER 9 BLOG: DAY 34

9. THE WHINING GAME
(Holy News / News)

BOY GEORGE UNHAPPY ABOUT DENIAL OF US VISA

10. PUT THE WEED DOWN, GEORGE
(Holy News)

GEORGE MICHAEL'S PARANOID RANT ABOUT THE MEDIA

11. IN THE LINE OF IRE
(Holy News / News)

CLINT EASTWOOD AND SPIKE LEE HAVE A SPAT

12. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. TOP BUN
(Holy News / News)

SURI CRUISE HAS AN EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PARTY

14. LET IT BLEED
(Holy News / News)

KEITH RICHARDS GIVES SLEEP WARNING TO DAVID BLAINE

15. THE OSCARS HAPPEN AND PEOPLE WON
(Holy News / News)

LIST OF ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS 2008

16. THE WOO BROTHERS
(Holy News / News)

RONNIE WOOD CAUGHT JOHN BELSUHI PROPOSING TO HIS WIFE

17. OOPS! I DIDN'T DO IT AT ALL
(Holy News / News)

HOAXERS FOOL THE MEDIA OVER BRITNEY SEX TAPE

18. TEARS DON'T DRY IN THE COLD
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE CAUGHT HALF NAKED IN THE STREET CRYING

19. BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
(Holy News / pete)

THE SECTRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHAMEABLES

20. NARCOTIC NEUROTIC
(Holy News / News)

AMY WINEHOUSE TELLS MAGAZINE THAT SHE DOES NOT TAKE DRUGS

21. LET'S ALL HAVE A FRITTATA PARTY
(Holy News / News)

IS NIGELLA LAWSON'S NEW SHOW THE WORST COOKERY SHOW EVER?

22. Day 50: July 19th
(Holy News / Big Brother)

Nicky still fails to crack a smile

23. Whine-On-A-Gain
(Holy News / News)

Winona Ryder reveals why she went shoplifting

24. Most Obvious Story of The Year
(Holy News / News)

George Michael was on drugs, the court is told

25. Guilty Greeks Have Got No Rhythm
(Holy News / News)

George Michael Threatens To Leave The UK, blaming media intrusion

26. Back On The Road To Publicity
(Holy News / News)

Peter Andre gives his first interview since escaping the jaws of death

27. Sleepy And Hollow
(Holy News / News)

Kate Moss drinking on the job

28. Sleepy And Hollow
(Holy News / News)

Sleepy And Hollow

29. ME AGAINST THE SPEW-SICK
(Holy News / News)

ME AGAINST THE SPEW-SICK

30. Cranford
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Surely a cunning ploy by the BBC to ensure that we're all tucked-up and fast asleep by 9.15, and ready for work on Monday morning.