1. FAT'S THE WAY I LIKE IT
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RICKY GERVAIS NEVER LEAVES HIS HOUSE TO EXERCISE

2. FEELING FRUITY
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PEACHES GELDOF STICKS THE BOOT IN TO STAFF

3. SPIDEY BLOODY SPIDEY
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BONO'S MUSICAL EXPECTED TO COST $40M

4. MARQUEE LOON
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HEATHER MILLS FALLS FOUL OF PLANNING LAWS AGAIN

5. SHE'S A WITCH... BURN HER!
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BOND GIRL GEMMA WAS BORN WITH SIX DIGITS ON EACH HAND

6. LO PUNCHES
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LINDSAY LOHAN'S FATHER TO APPEAR IN CHARITY BOXING MATCH

7. WALK THE BANK
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JOHNNY DEPP TO RECEIVE RECORD PAYDAY FOR NEW PIRATES FILM

8. HEART OF STONE
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DETAILS OF SHARON STONE'S CUSTODY HEARING REVEALED

9. HOW SORRY, MISS JACKSON?
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JANET JACKSON CANCELS SHOW AFTER COLLAPSING

10. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

11. BEGGING FOR MERCY
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DUFFY TEETERS ON EDGE OF NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

12. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

13. EXPEDITION MOUNTING SNOWDON
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GEORGE CLOONEY WOOS EX LISA SNOWDON AFTER STRICTLY PERFORMANCE

14. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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DAVID BLAINE'S LATEST THRILLING STUNT ENDS IN FARCE

15. STREET TRAGIC
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DAVID BLAINE ACCUSED OF CHEATING IN SILLY STUNT

16. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

17. THE STRIFE OF MILEY
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MILEY CYRUS TO TAKE ON DISNEY?

18. TOM CRUISE LIKES ALL MY SONS
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TOM CRUISE SEES WIFE'S THEATRE DEBUT, BUT STAYS IN HOTEL

19. BATALI WASTINGS
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GWYNETH PALTROW CLAIMS SHE CANNOT DIET

20. CAMPBELL'S CONDENSED CAREER
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NAOMI CONSIDERING RETIREMENT, A NATION REJOICES

21. I DON'T LIKE BIRTHDAYS
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PIXIE GELDOF CELEBRATES COMING OF AGE WITH SHAMBOLIC NIGHT OUT

22. YOU'VE GOT FAIL
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MEG RYAN'S CAREER IS OVER, SAYS MEG RYAN

23. YOU KNOW I'M NO GOOD LOOKING
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AMY WINEHOUSE FAILS TO TURN UP TO HER OWN SURPRISE PARTY

24. NOT THAT DESPERATE
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HEATHER MILLS TURNED DOWN FOR GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES'

25. DROOPY PIANIST
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MICHAEL DOUGLAS TO PLAY LIBERACE IN MOVIE

26. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP!
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MATT DAMON TALKS ABOUT THE POTENTIAL US VICE PRESIDENT

27. PRETTY YOUNG(ISH) THING
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PAMELA ANDERSON DISMISSES MICHAEL-JACKSON-DATING RUMOURS

28. OTTOWAN-KER
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VIGGO MORTENSEN FORGETS WHICH COUNTRY HE IS IN

29. THE SELF-RESERVATION SOCIETY
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CYBILL SHEPHERD UNIMPRESED BY KISSING MICHAEL CAINE

30. THE SUE NATION
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'BORAT' WINS US COURT CASE