1. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

2. MAKES NO CENTS
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50 CENT TO SUE TACO BELL

3. SCHOOLGIRL ERROR
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NAOMI CAMPBELL'S AGENT GIVES BAD EXCUSES FOR 'DRUNKENESS'

4. XENU YORK, NEW YORK
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KATIE HOLMES CONFIRMS SHE WILL PERFORM ON BROADWAY

5. SCREENPLAY-ING FOR TIME
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MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL REVEALS SECRECY SURROUNDING BATMAN SCRIPT

6. CROP GUN
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TOM CRUISE WAS THE ORIGINAL CHOICE FOR 'EDWARD SCISSORHANDS'

7. FROM NO GOOD TO DO-GOODER
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LINDSAY LOHAN TO DO MISSIONARY WORK IN INDIA

8. ANOTHER REASON TO MISS GLASTO
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PETE DOHERTY TO GET EARLY RELEASE TO PLAY GLASTONBURY

9. BID UP, BID ON UP
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JAMES BROWN'S POSSESSIONS TO BE AUCTIONED

10. NOT SO AMBIENT HOUSE
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MOBY NEEDS HELP TO SELL HIS APARTMENT

11. AMY WEE-HOUSE
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AMY WINEHOUSE OFFERED 350k FOR GIG IN HOLLAND

12. NEWS UPDATE
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ANTHONY MINGHELLA DIES AT 54

13. LILY'S LITTLEST THINGS
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LILY ALLEN VISITS HER FRIENDS IN UNDERWEAR AND MAC

14. THE PROUDEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
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KERRY KATONA THINKS MR. HOLY MOLY IS A DICKHEAD AND SHE IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT

15. AND AS IF BY MAGIC...
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MARK FRITH ANNOUNCES HIS DIARIES ARE TO BE PUBLISHED IN THE AUTUMN

16. KING OF POP GOING BUST?
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MICHAEL JACKSON'S NEVERLAND RANCH TO BE SOLD OFF

17. TAKEN FOR A RIDE
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LILY ALLEN CONNED BY STRIPPER

18. PHOTOGRAPHED WITHOUT PERMISSION
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HOLY MOLY'S CELEBRITY MASK

19. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

20. COLEMAN'S FLUSTERED
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GARY COLEMAN GOT MARRIED

21. WHAT A WASTER MONEY
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PETE DOHERTY WILL PERFORM AT PARTIES FOR £100

22. POT AND KETTLE (EPISODE 45)
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KERRY KATONA HAS LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR FELLOW CELEB ADDICTS

23. ADDING INSULT TO WIN CHILE
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POLICE DRUMMER ANNOYS THE PRESIDENT OF CHILE

24. THAT'S IT I'M HOFF
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DAVID HASSELHOFF SHOUTS AT HIS AGENT IN PUBLIC

25. EXTRAS SERIES GRUESOME
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STAR TREK SEEKS ODD LOOKING EXTRAS

26. DISASTER AVERTED
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LILY ALLEN NOT FRONTING AGENT PROVOCATEUR AFTER ALL

27. ONE SIZE FITS ALLEN
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LILY ALLEN IS THE NEW FACE OF AGENT PROVOCATEUR

28. DUMPED!
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MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL SET TO BE DUMPED BY AGENT PROVOCATEUR AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES!

29. THE MAGIC FUMBLER?
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DAVID COPPERFIELD'S LAWYERS DENY SEXUAL ALLEGATIONS

30. OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP
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MIKE SOUTAR MAKES A FOOL OF HIMSELF PLUGGING SHORTLIST