1. Banks
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...think? Is that becuase you keep charging me fees for going over my limit once I have some money. £30, just to tell me I don't have any fucking money. You charge me just to tell me something yo...

2. Builders
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ll them up to ask for a quote, they cant even be arsed to turn up to take the piss by asking for £300 for half a days work... And when you finally find some fucking halfwit who isnt signing o...

3. cooking guide for DS
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

why pay £30 for a 'game' to tell you how to make pasta shit when you can google recipes for free?

4. Halifax
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

These life-sapping cunts just charged me £30 for going overdrawn by £2.63, and I get paid tomorrow. One fucking day. Work out the interest on that. Your adverts suck, your staff are cu

5. Karma
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... 3 year old dog died, a friend has been declared terminally ill, my car failed its m.o.t. and will cost £300 to totally fix......I think 'karma' is a cunt and im an even bigger cunt for putting up wi...

6. Location Location Location
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

..., more cunting money than sense, bunch of cunts you are."We`re looking for a crash pad in London for,£300,000 and a nice weekend cottage in the Cotswolds for £750,000.Piss off and do somethng u...

7. Opticians
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...? An eye test costs £45 for about 10 minutes "work", the glasses then cost anything from £300 upwards and then you make me come back every year for check-ups when I'll probably have to...

8. People who refuse to believe that you ca
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ox 360, 3 Ipod Touches, 2 Ipod Videos, 2 Ipod Nanos, a 32" HDTV, a 24" Imac, a TomTom GO, a Dyson worth £300, an Iphone, and numerous other things. About 80% of the population seem to think 'free stu...

9. Ryanair
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Telling me I can get a fucking flight for 1p then charging me an extra £30 taxes, £20 for having the nerve to ask them to carry my luggage. The once I'm on the flight closing off the first and

10. Scientologist
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ashed them and then let them loose on early man - then you are a cunt. If you are willing to pay over £3000 pounds to find this out you are a bigger cunt. Fuckin Global Scam- ya cunts!...

11. Spinal Cord Injury
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...house and a job which allowed me to roll in at lunchtime and look at porn all day, paying me a basic of £30-cunting-k pa. Spinal cord injury: If cuntishness was measured in water, you would be the P...

12. Spinal Cord Injury Bloke
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

Are the people you worked for looking for a new person, because I could do with £30k pa for half a days work.

13. The word 'Could'
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... shits. Every fucker could save you money, but they don`t, you ring up with a renewal price of say £300.00, they say, the best offer we can do is £474.00. I hope you get to see a close rel...

14. Tracy Emin
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

... Brit art my arse, more like useless cunt art, i mean; a bed, a piece of barb wire and its worth £30k! All the honest hard working people should hunt you down individually and call you a cunt....

15. UK TAX OFFICE
(Glossary / Cunts Corner)

...ffice I moved to New Zealand because the UK is full of Cunt, and still the tax office fine me £300 for not declaring my tax for the last 3 years , I DON’T EVEN LIVE THEREÃ...

16. 42 Day Detention Without Charge
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

If not charged after 42 days, the Government (taxpayer) will pay the detainee £3000 for every day they have been wrongfully incarcerated. Right. Let me just get my calculator. Ok. So that's £126,000

17. Stephen Hone
(Glossary / Sacred Cows)

For setting up the website www.penaltycharges.co.uk and thus giving me the opportunity to claim back £3000 those bastards at LloydsTSB have charged me over the past 6 years for everytime my account