1. NO JOKERS
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DISPUTE OVER HEATH LEDGER'S LIFE INSURANCE

2. NO FREE LAUNCH
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KRISTEN DAVIS REFUSES TO APPEAR AT MOVIE DVD LAUNCH

3. LOVE WILL TEAR US APART
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COURTNEY LOVE WAS BAD FOR NIRVANA, SAYS FORMER MANAGER

4. KANYE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF?
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KANYE WEST ESCAPES CHARGES OVER PHOTOGRAPHER ATTACK

5. REPEAT OFFENSIVE
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J.LO'S CHILDREN NEVER WEAR THE SAME CLOTHES TWICE

6. THE KID STAYS OUT OF THE PICTURE
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NO SIGN OF NICOLE KIDMAN'S BABY DAUGHTER YET

7. R KELLY'S PHANTOM MOLE
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SINGER CLAIMS HE'S NOT GUILTY AS HE HAS A MOLE NOT PRESENT IN THE VIDEO

8. COOKING THE BOOKS
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS' DAD GETS COMPENSATION FOR LOSS OF EARNINGS

9. TOP BUN
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SURI CRUISE HAS AN EXPENSIVE BIRTHDAY PARTY

10. THE ONE WHERE SHE LOOKS A BIT MEAN
(Holy News / News)

JENNIFER ANISTON GIVES SOME MONEY TO OPRAH'S CHARITY

11. CRUISE MEETS VILLAGE PEOPLE?
(Holy News / News)

TOM CRUISE ANECDOTE CUT FROM VILLAGE PEOPLE MEMOIR

12. JOHNNY'S SPLIT
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP NOT FRONTING CONDOM CAMPAIGN AFTER ALL

13. PETA SELLERS
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BRITNEY SPEARS OFFERED JOB BY PETA

14. RUBBER JOHNNY
(Holy News / News)

JOHNNY DEPP APPROACHED TO FRONT CONDOM ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN

15. BABY, I LOVE YOUR WAGE
(Holy News / News)

BRAD AND ANGELINA TO GET HUGE SUM FOR TWINS PICTURES

16. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER COFFIN
(Holy News / News)

FILM LEGEND ROY SCHEIDER DIES AGE 75

17. DOUGH-A-BUNGER!
(Holy News / News)

'BART SIMPSON' GIVES $10M TO SCIENTOLOGY

18. YES, BUT IS HE HAPPY?
(Holy News / News)

SALMA HAYEK AND FIANCE ARE HOLLYWOOD'S RICHEST COUPLE

19. DOUBLE YOUR AGE, SMITH
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TOM CRUISE SHORT ON STATURE, MONEY AND TALENT

20. NEWSMOUND
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WHAT'S GOING ON ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

21. STALK NOW, PAY LATER
(Holy News / News)

UMA THURMAN'S STALKER REFUSES TO BACK DOWN

22. FUR COATS FOR NO KNICKERS
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS GETS WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY PRESENTS

23. GUCCI GUCCI COO
(Holy News / News)

MADGE FLOGS HANDBAGS FOR STARVING AFRICAN BABIES

24. IOU - A TENOR
(Holy News / News)

LUCIANO PAVAROTTI DIED MILLIONS IN DEBT

25. NIGHT OF THE LIVID FED
(Holy News / News)

BRITNEY SPEARS SEEKS TO EXTEND CHILDREN’S VISITING HOURS

26. NEWSMOUND
(Holy News / News)

WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING ELSEWHERE ON THE INTERNET?

27. Ghost Rider: Big Spender
(Holy News / News)

Nicolas Cage has money to burn

28. Money (That's What I Want)
(Holy News / News)

Paul McCartney settles with Heather Mills

29. You's The Daddy
(Holy News / News)

Eddie Murphy is confirmed as the father of Mel Brown's baby, say her 'people'

30. Enviromentalists
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