Keeping it in the family. Ryan O'Neal and son arrested together for possession of meth. TMZ

Here's the next Bond theme, as written by Jack White. Instrumental and advertising Coke. WWTDD

Josh Brolin is very fond of his father. Dlisted

US Presidential candidates argue over Lindsay Lohan. Mollygood

Emma Watson in Vogue, all growed up. Laineygossip

Relax. No new Lily Allen album until next February. PopSugarUK

Is there yet another Pamela Anderson sex tape? This must be Volume 40, surely? Bild

That didn't take long. Anne Hathaway is a compete diva. Mikeymars

Elle McPherson is 'The Body'. Not 'The Knees' though. Celebritysmackblog

Kirsten Dunst looking dreadful, even by her standards. Yeeeah

Britney Spears reveals her diet secrets – egg whites and turkey burgers. Her breath must be simply delightful. WWTDD

Slightly disappointing pictures of Audrey Tatou in a bikini. Egotastic

Posh denies she is on diet pills. Those things are at least three calories each! Celebitchy

Rihanna only has $20,000 in the bank. Insert gag about a 'rainy day' here. Dlisted

Tom Cruise is being kind and caring and NOT a control freak, alright? Contactmusic

Just when you think PETA couldn't get more idiotic, now they ask illegal Mexican immigrants not to eat meat when they arrive in the US. Mollygood

The 'Worst Celebrity Hotel Guests' revealed. Yes, Mariah Carey makes an appearance. Laineygossip

Christina Aguilera's new perfume appears to come encased in a crystal ball. Yeeeah

A German NSFW 'Name that nipple' quiz. Warning – may contain Winehouse nipple. Bild

Jordan returns to the UK, with lips like battered clams. PopsugarUK

If you can imagine Lily Allen with a good press officer on one shoulder and a bad press officer on the other, then the bad one has just properly KO'd the good one. In fact, they're stamping the good one's brains out as we speak. After getting into a brawl with a passerby earlier this week (see our Lily Allen punch video here), Lily has been overdrive and has given an interview to a US magazine about drugs...

Not only is Lily Allen a stranger to the bra, she's a stranger to self restraint as well. When she came staggering out of Ronnie Scott's in Soho last night (wiv her mate Mikeeeeeta Oliver) a passer by called her a name which most people could have easily ignored and walked away. Not our Lily... No, she shouted back, then went after her 'abuser' and threw about four punches without dropping her fag!

Lily said: "Yeah, come and say that to my face you f**king c***."

Before adding: "Where is that bitch man? I'll f**king batter her."

Pure class.

Our camera man was there and caught the action for you to enjoy... take note of the amazing use of a 'Your Mum' insult by Lily 'Ali' Allen.

Lily Allen has once again vomited some words onto her MySpace blog without a thought about the poor people who have to read the sludge that pours from her finger tips. This time, the irritating cockney singer has been denying she was seeking publicity after being snapped with both nipples out at two different points in one day recently.

Mena Suvari adopts a Trump hairstyle and immediately looks middle-aged. TMZ

Victoria Beckham may have to use her vagina for the next child. IDLYITW

Nicole Kidman admits her baby has ginger hair. Dlisted

George Clooney auditioning two women for the role of 'next girlfriend'. Bild

It's the 2008 Olympics and Playboy magazine are ready. Yeeeah

Will Young is still alive, and grabbing his crotch. Popsugar

Rumer Willis can wear what she wants, your eyes still go straight to that chin. Laineygossip

Duffy pictured with a white substance on her nose, but she's no Winehouse. Celebwarship

Windswept, featureless and arid. Paris Hilton would like her own Las Vegas club. ICYDK

YAWN! Does anyone else think that Lily Allen and her Chemical Brothers geek of a boyfriend, Ed Simons, are the least interesting couple around? She's a collection of all the most annoying traits of all the most annoying people you know put together and he looks like the sort of man who you wouldn't notice even if he was standing directly in front of you smashing you about the face with a baseball bat. But hold the front page, because they are back together!

Ellen DeGeneres trying to tan where the sun doesn't shine. WWTDD

An Albert Hammond boot hag in the house. Celebwarship

Rubbish cover for a rubbish book about a rubbish subject. Mollygood

Scarlett Johansson is a dirty girl with a lovely dirty mouth. ICYDK

Drew Barrymore splits from Ross from Friends' ugly brother. Dlisted

Colin Farrell is dull, thin and aware of his motor insurance responsibilities. And dull. Hollyscoop

Yes, Madonna and Britney Spears will appear together in concerts. Laineygossip

Nicole Richie punching her weight. About eighteen pounds. Yeeeah

Lily Allen does 'Oompah Loompah with erect nipples' very well. IDLYITW