It's fairly clear that Kanye West is not a man who takes criticism well. If say, you were to accuse him of giving a poor performance in a concert as someone did last week then he's straight onto his blog, locking the capital letters and setting that massive mind to full-on 'whine' mode. So when Amy Winehouse slurred an insult about him at Glastonbury at the weekend, surely he'd be mad enough to punch a hole in the walls of the universe?

Amy Winehouse's spokesperson has stated the obvious by announcing that Mitch Winehouse is "no medical man". We know that, he's a cabbie. Mitch the snitch claimed that Amy has emphysema but her spokesperson has now claimed that his diagnosis is incorrect.

Apparently doctors are concerned that Amy Winehouse may have tuberculosis after coughing up blood and suffering a serious chest infection. Other symptoms of the illness she appears to have are weight loss and loss of appetite. But that could just be the drugs.

How much do doctors earn? Your average GP gets well over £100,000 so you've got to suppose that a specialist working at a private clinic will be on a fair bit more than that. And what do they do for all this money? Tell Amy Winehouse she must kick her drug habit or die. I could have told her that for free! But aren't they missing the real reason for the collapse? Without a haircut, Amy may never be able to stand upright again...

Amy's Blaaaake Fielder-Civil has just pleaded guilty to grievous bodily harm on a pub landlord and perverting the course of justice. Blake appeared at London's Snaresbrook Crown Court last week but there was a reporting ban on the case. This was lifted today by the judge so now we all know that he and his co-defendants pleaded guilty.

Nicole Richie, a baby and some hot coffee. Mother Of The Year potential. TMZ

Danny DeVito prepares to launch a Zeppelin race. WWTDD

John Travolta knows it's fun to stay at the YMCA. Dlisted

Halle Berry takes the twins for an outing. No sign of her baby. Celebwarship

Wonder Woman's powers not so impressive any more. Yahoonews

The tangled tale of Angelina Jolie's PA and her BlackBerry. ICYDK

Charlie Sheen not taking his wedding vows too seriously. ASL

Bono is looking taller these days... Here's why. Stilts next? Justjared

Madonna now dressing her age, thank heavens. CDL

Good old Mitch Winehouse. The man is a dream for tabloid journalists. Short of a story for the Sunday papers? Get me Mitch Winehouse on the blower pronto! This time, Amy Winehouse's rent-a-quote dad has been talking about how his wayward daughter won't clean her act up until she has kids with Blake. Just imagine the issues the poor little mite will grow up with...

Amy Winehouse thinks she's in Disneyland. Dlisted

Different haircut, same face though... Laineygossip

Anne Hathaway shows up Jodie Marsh. ASL

We certainly smell desperation. ICYDK

"It's not cool getting drunk," which is why Lily Allen was so wasted last night. Myspace

Angelina's birthday flowers take two men and a quad bike to deliver. ASL

What David Beckham would probably be doing if he couldn't play football. Justjared

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's babies go up in price. Mollygood

Lindsay Lohan carries the lighter bags. Dlisted

Jessica Simpson's father goes up one place on our Best Fathers Ever list. Usmagazine

Amy Winehouse is clearly still under the influence of something fairly mind altering as she was at court yesterday mouthing "I love you" and "You're fit!" to Blaaaake. She turned up four hours late to be berated by a court official for flirting and making suggestive hand gestures in his direction. But at least the pair were kept at a distance so we don't have to worry about them actually attempting to procreate - for now.

Wino probably shouldn't have bothered trekking all the way to Portugal the other day for what was billed as her live comeback, as she was over an hour late for the (bizarrely named) Rock in Rio festival in Lisbon, and didn't even have the strength to hold the bloody microphone. Although she did entertain the crowd with a bonkers quote about Blaaaake.