More completely natural and not-at-all posed photos from Brad and Ange. Yeeeah

Is Bruce Willis getting ready to play Father Christmas? TMZ

Pray to God this is the closest to Mel B in her lingerie that you'll ever get. Hollywoodtuna

Angelina Jolie has a tiny hand growing from her nipple. Dlisted

Bill Murray as Batman? Tim Burton missed a trick there. Contactmusic

Suri Cruise realises her dad isn't around and fucking legs it, shouting 'Follow me to safety, mummy!' Laineygossip

Jude Law looking like an accountant on holiday in Alicante. PopsugarUK

Hugh Heffner reflects sadly on the end of a relationship then moves on pretty quickly. Yeeeah

Zac Efron would like to work with Johnny Depp, though he's unlikely to be flipping burgers this time next year. Mikeymars

Mischa Barton on Posh Spice. Badly dressed pot abuses similar kettle. Celebritysmackblog

Hooray! Britney Spears is back in court for driving offences. TMZ

Lindsay Lohan forgot her bra. She clearly has a lot on her mind (and her chest). WWTDD

Jordan practising for the Horse of the Year Show. The horse is the one with the smaller head. Dlisted

US press review new Guy Ritchie film. It's not great news… Contactmusic

Suri Cruise gets her own designer shoes. Laineygossip

Anything to declare? 'Yes,' says Orlando Bloom, 'my balls are lovely.' PopsugarUK

Halle Berry wins another award for being lovely. Yeeeah

Brad and Angelina just can't leave poor old New Orleans alone. Bild

Did Angelina Jolie have a tummy tuck? Celebritysmackblog

Hilary Duff takes issue with the word 'gay'. Which is just gay. Hollyscoop

Helena Bonham Carter isn't on a film set, she acts like this all the time. TMZ

Poor Drew Barrymore can't afford a hotel room. WWTDD

Not-at-all-mental PETA want Ben & Jerry to use human milk in their ice cream. Scienceblogs

Another new fragrance from Jordan. The smell of 'Over-exposure'. Hollywoodrag

It's a tough call but Ricky Gervais will attempt to be the smuggest man at the Oscars by hosting the event. Laineygossip

Hopefully Brad Pitt is wearing a movie costume here rather than his own clothes. PopsugarUK

Jessica Alba pictured wearing a bikini, and amazingly a smile. Yeeeah

Brad and Angelina move haus, to Berlin. Bild

The new Bond film is taking itself very seriously. Mikeymars

Now Lindsay Lohan has a go at her father in public. Your turn, Michael. Celebritysmackblog

Sarah Palin plans to see Jesus in her lifetime. Jossip

Steve Buscemi was a beautiful teenager. TMZ

Mischa Barton has a slight wardrobe malfunction. Around the tit area. WWTDD

Daisy Lowe really needs to get out less. IDLYITW

At last Lindsay Lohan brings out a range of cheaper leggings and fake tan. Dlisted

Kate Middleton, our future Queen, looking hot, gawd bless her! PopsugarUK

Brad Pitt supports gay marriages. Bild

Great, there's a Miley Cyrus film on the way. Sure to be edgy and groundbreaking. Mikeymars

Mmmm. Paris Hilton with hairy armpits. What more could a man want? Celebritysmackblog

There may be something wrong with Lindsay Lohan's face. You're not looking at the face, are you? Yeeeah

Everyone's favourite smug, fat-tongued, Mockney, dribbling and drizzling chef Jamie Oliver has kindly informed the world that he wouldn't mind spending a few of the millions of pounds thrown at him by Sainsbury's by adopting a child.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are well aware of the benefits of having children, though one they probably didn't expect was the financial support of the French government. The birth of twins Knox and Vivienne were registered at Brignoles Town Hall, which means that the multi-millionaire stars are now eligible for child support, and very generous it is too.

After a pregnancy lasting three years Gwen Stefani gives birth to a boy. Hollyscoop

Rumer Willis's boyfriend tries and fails to outdo her on the chin front. Dlisted

No idea who this blind item is about. Oh, they seem to have named him… Mollygood

Brad and Angelina invite the French neighbours over for a party and then hope to be left alone. Laineygossip

Daniel Radcliffe takes his pube-beard to the US. PopsugarUK

Lindsay Lohan refusing to visit Planet Bra again. Yeeeah

Brigitte Nielsen is happy and no longer crazy. Honestly. Celebritysmackblog

Rhys Ifans the scarecrow looking for a yellow brick road with Kimberly Stewart. CDL

Would you like to date Jennifer Aniston and her chin? You may have a chance, so expect the call. IDLYITW

Hold the front page! Jordan has announced that she would like a film to be made about her life (good luck making that last for more than five minutes) and guess which actress she wants to play her (and even better is her suggestion for Peter)...