Millionairess Penelope Cruz, currently dating Javier Bardem, would like you to feel sorry for her. ICYDK

50 Cent passes a drug test and can now see his son without supervision. TMZ

Katie Holmes wearing heels yet Tom Cruise is taller. What in the name of Xenu is going on? Justjared

Sam Ronson not helping dispel those lesbian rumours. WWTDD

Kirsten Dunst has the scent of a new man and will not be deterred. Dlisted

Claire Danes looking more like an emaciated Great Dane. Yeeeah

Wee Man from Jackass has bagged Mena Suvari. Celebwarship

Not everyone in Nice is as positive about the Joile-Pitts as the mayor. Mollygood

Selma Blair is either a massive tease or incredibly stupid when it comes to lesbians. ICYDK

Matthew McConaughey sets up his own record label. Hope he doesn't lose his shirt. Contactmusic

Is Katie Holmes uncomfortable or has her battery just run out of juice? Does not compute. Laineygossip

Pamela Anderson's demure and unusual birthday cake. TMZ

Amy Winehouse's hipster pants slip a bit. Not safe for work – or humans – you have been warned. Dlisted

Pete Wentz showing his fantastic fashion sense again. Celebwarship

Steve-O goes loco. It's official. ICYDK

Britney Spears has a cunning plan. Can't see this failing… Hollyscoop

More on why 'The Dark Knight' will be the best film of the year. Laineygossip

Mark Ronson's outfit surely means there's a naked scarecrow out there somewhere? ASL

The funniest thing Jim Carrey has appeared in for years. CDL

Tom Cruise to star in 'A Fistful Of Engrams'? SeriouslyOMG

You'd have to be about three hundred feet high to appreciate this bit of sand art, but it's excellent nonetheless.

Here's a treat – the first five minutes of 'The Dark Knight' for free. Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump. Or maybe she just ate a pie. TMZ

Ed Harris manages to frighten the hell out of the paparazzi. WWTDD

Denise Richards makes her nephew feel a little embarrassed. Drunkenstepfather

Britney being confined to her bedroom has financial implications for a certain coffee shop. Dlisted

Angelina Jolie could be weeks away from giving birth, God help us. Celebwarship

Christie Brinkley's husband spent $3000 a month on internet porn. Must have a cock like a fighter pilot's trigger finger. ICYDK

Celebrity Death Pool with one candidate – Amy Winehouse. Hollyscoop

Mariah Carey's marriage in trouble? Never saw that coming… Hollyscoop

Want to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? Good, because no-one else does. Laineygossip

Karma targets Rose McGowan, as does Robert Rodriguez's ex and their five kids. IDLYITW

In case you missed that Rachael Hunter picture. Yeeeah

Big Brother contestants show their two best assets. IDLYITW

Angelina Jolie says she feels sexy whilst pregnant. Vanity Fair photos support this theory. Celebwarship

Tom Cruise has massively expensive party with a few close friends. Hollyscoop

Bill Murray likes the odd drink, orgy and pot smoking session. His wife doesn't. IDLYITW

Denise Richards debates the pros and cons of looking like an 'Eighties high class hooker'. Perezhilton

New Sarah Jessica Parker website confirms what we've all been thinking for a while. SJPlookslikeahorse

Lohan goes in to hospital for genuine illness shocker! Laineygossip

Liv Tyler can't quite believe what Rumer Willis looks like. Dlisted

Mel B's husband gives her a slap and gets a fleshy ripple. Top marks for the shadow in this picture too. TMZ

German newspaper claims that Amy Winehouse doesn't leave home without a nappy. WWTDD

Pete Wentz looking like more of a twat than usual. Dlisted

Guess who's a big fan of Lindsay Lohan's music? Celebwarship

Alanis Morissette is honestly not bothered about her ex getting engaged to Scar-Jo. Honestly. Mollygood

Ben and Jerry produce the not at all tacky 'John Lennon' ice cream at last. ICYDK

Pink speaks up for Australian sheep. Plenty of time on her hands then? Hollyscoop

Colin Farrell looking like a greasy, thin tramp. Hopefully it's for a movie role. Laineygossip

Katie Holmes is relaxed, happy and beautiful. And yes, Tom Cruise is 5000 miles away from her. ASL

Matthew McConaughey's brother 'Rooster' is in a reality show. And he named his son 'Miller Lite'. Clearly a great man. Justjared

Katie Holmes has confirmed that she will move to New York soon in order to make her debut on Broadway in the play 'All My Sons'. As yet there is no news as to whether Tom Cruise will accompany her (it's not like he's awfully busy in Hollywood these days) or merely monitor her progress from his luxury suite currently orbiting three miles above the earth.

Lindsay Lohan relaxes by strolling through weeds in a bikini. TMZ

Scarlett Johansson singing live, though 'singing' might be stretching it a bit. WWTDD

Classy Lily Allen is sick of flashing her boobs, so now here's her undergrowth. Dlisted

Colin Farrell taking method acting a bit far. Celebwarship

Hot, hot news on Suri Cruise. Mollygood

Nicole Kidman is having his child and Keith Urban is still the dullest man on the planet. ICYDK

Ellen DeGeneres' wedding is going to be a tacky affair if Timberlake has his way. Hollyscoop

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had an 'Alice In Wonderland' wedding theme. Cheery. INO

Brad Pitt's family tattoo explained at last. Defamer

Teeeny tiny Tom Cruise is planning his next disastrous movie role and fancies playing the President of the USA of Earth, in the movie '28th Amendment'. Maybe he's blurring art and reality but someone should point out to him that pretending to be the President doesn't mean that they'll let you play on that UFO in Roswell.

The casting of Maggie Gyllenhaal in the new 'Batman' film caused quite a few eyebrows to shoot up. It was clear that Katie Holmes would have other commitments and be unable to make the shoot (what with studying for her golden belt in Scientology and having the part of her brain that retained earth memory erased), hence the need for a new Rachel Dawes in 'The Dark Knight'.