Here's a treat – the first five minutes of 'The Dark Knight' for free. Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump. Or maybe she just ate a pie. TMZ

Ed Harris manages to frighten the hell out of the paparazzi. WWTDD

Denise Richards makes her nephew feel a little embarrassed. Drunkenstepfather

Britney being confined to her bedroom has financial implications for a certain coffee shop. Dlisted

Angelina Jolie could be weeks away from giving birth, God help us. Celebwarship

Christie Brinkley's husband spent $3000 a month on internet porn. Must have a cock like a fighter pilot's trigger finger. ICYDK

Celebrity Death Pool with one candidate – Amy Winehouse. Hollyscoop

Mariah Carey's marriage in trouble? Never saw that coming… Hollyscoop

Want to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? Good, because no-one else does. Laineygossip

Karma targets Rose McGowan, as does Robert Rodriguez's ex and their five kids. IDLYITW

In case you missed that Rachael Hunter picture. Yeeeah

Like a dog returning to lick at its own vomit, Britney Spears has decided to resume her relationship with Adnan Ghalib, the British photographer who almost drove her into full blown insanity the last time they dallied with each other.

Victoria Beckham did not have sex with Corey Haim but they may have kissed. Hollyscoop

Why would Lily Allen need two cigarettes at once? TMZ

The Lohan/Ronson 'just good friends' line is wearing a bit thin now. Popsugar

"I have plans for you young man. Come with me," says Sharon Stone. Dlisted

Paris Hilton can't afford a bikini top that fits. Yeeeah

Michael Lohan talks candidly about camel balls. Mollygood

Britney's new album is 'aggressive'. Like rabies, presumably. OK

New Bond trailer with Daniel Craig giggling his head off. Just joking. Laineygossip

Man emerges from supermarket with a tatty old plastic bag. TMZ

Kirsten Dunst not quite sticking to the twelve step programme. Dlisted

This is either Kat Von D or Pete Burns on a night out. ICYDK

They may let Britney implode at the MTV Music Awards again. Celebwarship

Chris Martin illustrates why a vegan diet is a bad idea. Laineygossip

Naomi Campbell looks annoyed as she realises there's no one to hurl her phone at. ASL

The woman filmed having sex with Vern Troyer is understandably unhappy. WWTDD

K Fed dresses like a middle aged lesbian off for a stroll round Hebden Bridge. CDL

What does Uma Thurman see in her new multi-millionaire fiancé? IDLYITW

Britney gets to keep the kids overnight. TMZ

Orlando Bloom shows off his arse. Like two eggs in a hanky. WWTDD

Is Austin Powers grooving to a new man-tune baby? Gawker

Let's hope it wasn't set to vibrate. Dlisted

Heather Locklear is not screaming mental, just anxious and depressed. Celebwarship

The worst cover versions of all time. Celine Dion wins, slaughtering an AC/DC song. Mollygood

You'd look as smug as Mark Ronson if you were paid a million quid for one night's work. ICYDK

Justin Timberlake has OCD and ADD. A poor Scrabble hand then. Hollyscoop

Demi Moore sparks that whole 'face or body' debate. I'd plump for both. Laineygossip

Looking for somewhere to park your bike? Here's Lenny Kravitz. ASL

Arnold Schwarzenegger in perhaps the tiniest briefs the world has seen. TMZ

Looks like Lindsay Lohan isn't pregnant then. WWTDD

Jessica Simpson doesn't rely on her father for everything, then. Dlisted

Courtney Love is looking for a nice old mansion to haunt. Celebwarship

Shia LeBeouf is a real Hollywood hellraiser. Mollygood

Rihanna still not in love, honestly. ICYDK

Anna Nicole Smith's ex buys lingerie for her infant daughter. Hollyscoop

Will Smith in Moscow, deciding whether Scientology crushes the spirit more than Communism. Laineygossip

Spears' baby born with ten fingers and toes, despite the shallow gene pool. ASL

Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl. Jamie was admitted to hospital early this morning in Mississippi where she is reported to have had a caesarean section because of minor complications (or just because she's a celebrity and they all do).

Is Hilary up the Duff or just piling the pounds on? WWTDD

David Beckham gets his ball bulge out again. Hollyscoop

Britney Spears attempted suicide twice? Celebwarship

Liv Tyler felt fat next to Edward Norton. ICYDK

Nicole Richie looks like The Corpse Bride. Laineygossip

Sienna Miller pulls no punches on her break-up with the Welsh scarecrow. ASL

Jennifer Lopez does something nice for no money – shocker. INO

Why not buy Nicole Richie's engagement dress? Because it wouldn't fit you. Intouch

Call the police. Somebody stole Gisele Bundchen's knickers. Defamer

Things have been thankfully quiet on the Britney Spears front recently, what with her father virtually imprisoning her in her mansion, allowing her out for Starbucks visits and court appearances. Now Britney is set to get even quieter with the news that she will not be attending court in the near future as she's off to look after little sister Jamie Lynn as she prepares to give birth.

Do you think that George Bush got the comedy reference with this gift? TMZ

Anne Hathaway and her big cartoon face are single again. WWTDD

Mickey Rourke attends the scariest party in the world so we don't have to, bless him. Dlisted

Usher explains why there are so many lesbians around. A truly great mind. INO

Another picture of Britney looking pregnant in an ill-fitting dress. Celebwarship

Robbie Williams is still managing to gurn, despite carrying a few extra pounds. ICYDK

Rod Stewart would like more children, though it looks as though the effort might make him snap. Hollyscoop

Tara Reid trots her tragic tits out again when someone else pays her to attend their party. Laineygossip

Charlie Sheen was right. Denise Richards may be a bit of a liar. ASL