If you could invite somebody famous to a dinner party, chances are that Joseph Goebbels, Harold Shipman, Lenny Henry, Neil Fox and Peter Sutcliffe would all be given due consideration before the talentless bag of skin that is Paris Hilton. Thankfully, she's well aware of being as welcome as an anal rupture. The downside is that her unpopularity has forced Hilton into wasting valuable photons on a reality show on the subject.

Would you like to listen to Paris Hilton's new single? Would you like an elective lobotomy? Come right in! Celebritysmackblog

Kate Moss bringing back the Bay City Rollers revival and looking like an idiot in the process. TMZ

Jennifer Aniston looking fantastic and single, so she must have a terrible personality. Laineygossip

A trailer for 'Quantum Of Solace', not taking itself too seriously at all... PopsugarUK

Mmmm. Paris Hilton's perfume. Desperation mixed with greed smells lovely. Yeeeah

All hail the Angelina Jolie of Bollywood. Bild

Lindsay Lohan in a bikini. Oh, and less thrillingly Samantha Ronson in a bikini. WWTDD

Helena Bonham Carter's shoes are characteristically mentalist. Dlisted

Spike Lee may not be the most historically accurate film-maker ever, news which might make Clint Eastwood's day. Mollygood

Lenny Kravitz not looking awfully comfortable in the company of Naomi Campbell. Candykirby

Remember the death of Napster? Metallica are still the most hateful, money-hungry band in the world. TMZ

Follow the link in the story for the greatest ever picture of Kirsten Dunst and her forklift face. WWTDD

Paris Hilton does Sandy from 'Grease' and gives the world chills, they're multiplying. Dlisted

Kanye West and bodyguard escape charges for battering photographers. Celebwarship

Daniel Radcliffe and his frankly evil pubic whiskers. Laineygossip

The Appletons without make-up and a dachshund. Spot the difference. PopsugarUK

Pamela Anderson heading for another Playboy appearance, like there's nothing we didn't see the first 13 times. Yeeeah

Brad Pitt in a furry hat is not a good look. Bild

Sacha Baron Cohen disrupts Milan Fashion Week. Mikeymars

R.I.P. Paul Newman, one of the best egg-scoffers on the planet. Celebritysmackblog

"I'll be blowback," says Arnold Schwarzenegger, confirming his druggie past. TMZ

Easygoing Scientologists publish name and home addresses of their enemies then hand them out on the street. WWTDD

Tom Cruise and his trainers with built-up heels. Dlisted

Some fine advice for Katie Holmes. Candykirby

Melanie Brown wants to sort out your 'jubbily bits'. Laineygossip

Agyness Deyn and Alexa Chung annoying a taxi driver. PopSugarUK

Relax. Paris Hilton's dogs are just fine. Bild

Michael Lohan takes on Barack Obama and is as dull as ever. Mikeymars

Childish giggles as P Diddy gets his expensive trainer covered in dogshit. Celebritysmackblog

Suri Holmes is horrified by her mother's lack of a bra. Yeeeah

Pamela Anderson is 90 percent plastic, her new partner even more. Mollygood

Steve Buscemi was a beautiful teenager. TMZ

Mischa Barton has a slight wardrobe malfunction. Around the tit area. WWTDD

Daisy Lowe really needs to get out less. IDLYITW

At last Lindsay Lohan brings out a range of cheaper leggings and fake tan. Dlisted

Kate Middleton, our future Queen, looking hot, gawd bless her! PopsugarUK

Brad Pitt supports gay marriages. Bild

Great, there's a Miley Cyrus film on the way. Sure to be edgy and groundbreaking. Mikeymars

Mmmm. Paris Hilton with hairy armpits. What more could a man want? Celebritysmackblog

There may be something wrong with Lindsay Lohan's face. You're not looking at the face, are you? Yeeeah

Michael Phelps sinks without a trace when attempting comedy. TMZ

Whoopi Goldberg in funny comment shocker, asking John McCain if he will make her a slave if elected. WWTDD

Trouble for the Village People as the original cop shows up in a home-made uniform. Dlisted

Nicole Kidman carrying some baby-shaped washing around. Celebwarship

Another reason to love Mickey Rourke. He farted Paris Hilton right out of a party. Laineygossip

Liv Tyler was so proud of 'The Incredible Hulk' that she cried... Oh dear. PopSugarUK

Incredibly, Pete Wentz gets even more slappable. Yeeeah

Pamela Anderson strips off in front of America's most famous lesbian, to little reaction. Bild

Then Pamela Anderson gives a considered, thoughtful opinion on US VP hopful Sarah Palin. Celebritysmackblog

'Famous Scientologist will be great on Broadway' says 'non-Scientologist'. ICYDK

Josh Hartnett denies hotel library sex and has a watertight alibi. TMZ

Lindsay Lohan knows you can't wear a bra with a backless dress. WWTDD

Keira Knightley now officially 40 percent head. Celebwarship

Nicolas Cage is selling his house, just as he gets a tax bill for $666,000. Mollygood

Nicole Richie drags her huge, bloated body around red carpets. Laineygossip

The BB9 wrap party. The last time you will ever have to see these people again. PopsugarUK

Tiny Michelle Hunziker struggles with a tennis ball. Yeeeah

The Germans don't mess about. Who had the best tits at the MTV awards? Bild

Paris Hilton's views on Russell Brand. Mikeymars

Michael Jackson's dirty knickers are for sale. One careless owner. Celebritysmackblog

Sienna Miller insists she's most famous for being an actress (and she's not joking). TMZ

Paris Hilton's wonky eye seems to be getting even wonkier. WWTDD

Miss the MTV VMAs? Here's a two minute round up which fails to highlight just how shit Russell Brand was. Bestweekever

If Madonna is so worried about shit then why is she married to…oh never mind. Celebitchy

Scientology has a new arch enemy – France. Mollygood

Christina Aguilera has the $20 hooker look down pat. Laineygossip

Cameron Diaz thinks her boobs and bum are great. No arguing with that. PopsugarUK

The highlights of the MTV VMAs. Incredibly there were ten. Yeeeah

Morgan Freeman runs off with his wife's best friend. Bild

Ashlee Simpson is not having twins. How unfashionable! Celebritysmackblog

The 25th annual VMAs were held last night in LA, with Britney Spears stealing the show and Russell Brand going down like a sack of shit. And Perez Hilton might want to avoid wearing that much pinstripe in future... More pictures after the jump.