BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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wwwooooOOOooOOOOoooo wot is this GHOASTLEY LITE wich envelop everthing around us? all MATER apere translusent the verrey substence of REALITE hav lost its sollid NATURE and cor ooh gosh krikey you can see rite thruogh ppls BODES to see there branes skelloptons harts lungs ect ect and wot they had for dinner too i.e. manely CHIPS it is qite amazing is this wot WILAM BLAKE saw evere day wen he got up to get the papers?
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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES |
a gentel breaze karess the roleing meadows of WILPTSHIRE the noble CUKOO sing his mitey song from his stout fortress within the hedj row a kloud of mayfly dance a joyfull jig in the shimering HEAT HAZE a old lade drink a cooling glarse of cider with bits of HAY in it all is silent and at peace WOT AN ENORMOS CHIZ IT IS.
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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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Published on Thu 21 August 2008 by roryk
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OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BAMBYSHABLES |
poo huf puf koff koff come on TEME GB play up the mitey ATHLEATS thro the hamer chuck the javvelene donot get the jump infront of the hopstep run faster than the other chapp remmember to do up yore LACES and abov all rite the words to GODSAVE THE QUENE on the back of yore hand justin case o and drink plentey of LOUKOZAID it is verrey good for you.
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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
the whoa BODEYFORM built for komfort built for YOU advert fade away into silense and a gruff yet manley north lonndon vioce spill out akros the airwaves of the KAPITOL
MITCH WINEHEARSE: hello and greatings lissners yore tuned to the MITCH WINEHEARSE program on radoe lonndon where i the aforemensioned MITCH will dispeanse the sort of hard won taxey driver WISDOME wich hav kept my beatiful dauhghther AMEY on the strate and NAROW these 24 yeres did i tel you i had that DUSTEY SPRIGFEILD in the back of the cab once? a verey lovely lade but she hav terible flat SHOES.
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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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sometimes peat wonder dejektedley if he is the last person on ERTH who hav a clue wot is going on i mene everbode apere to be kompleatley off their CHUMPS these days.
TO WIT:
this weke the world diskover that clownish celebrite paresite and pliant "stress toy" for predetorey lifers in pentonvile nick BLAKE FEMUR-SNIVIL hav sined a PRE NUPTUEL AGREMENT with the fragrent AMEY good hevens stone me wot wos he THINKING such a desison is an absoluet SKOOLBOY EROR as any fule kno.
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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
THIS
WEKE: KOSMIK JUSTISE DESEND ON THE RONG-DOER
is it reely a hole 12 months since peat comence his weakley diary for hoaley MOALEY o can it be true?
it giv one pause for THORT when one cast ones mind back to the hedey days of sumer 2007 those halceon times when a young and thrusteng gorden BROUN sezed the throan at number 10 the nasion fell in LUV with xciteng new tallents like basehunter and the POGBIN DETECTIVS the luvley AMEY hav just diskoverd the delites of the GLASS TROMBONE peat was giving the luvley CATE the good news on a nitely basis and is there still jam for tea mater? SUCH DAYS WE ENJOID AS NEVVER BEFOR.
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THIS WEKE: KOSMIK JUSTISE DESEND ON THE RONG-DOER,
pete doherty,
amy winehouse,
kate moss,
jamie hince
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
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rane pore down welinton BOOT go splish splosh in the QAGMIRE the wan faces of the ceseless hords of the DAMMED pass by there blank xpresions siley wite-framed sunglases and t shirt wich read MEGA LOLZ!!! are iluminated onley by burninge POLLISTIRENE CUP on a stick yes welcom to the GLASTROMBONERY FESTIVAL in suney summerset!
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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
It is a VEXASIUS QESTION wich come to all of us in the end and this weke it have konfronted AMEY the dred isue is of korse how much "ADMIN" is too much?
you may hav red in the "news"papes that the slender silvan sole sensasion hav KOLAPSED in her tastful london PAED A TERRE after a lenthy morning afternune evening and morning of doeing "ADMIN" she fall over go krash ooo ouch bash she nock over the BUDGEY CAGE and the onley thing wich save her is her BEHIVE wich after many months of benine neglekt hav the sturdey and impeneatrouble konsistansey of a BAKELITE KRASH HELMET.
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THIS WEKE: A MOMENT OF REFLEKTION,
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES,
pete doherty,
amy winehouse,
hospital,
admin,
drugs
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on okasion peat pause to wonder at the TRAJEKTORY of his grate frend muse and unrekwited OBJEKT OF PASION mrs AMEY SPEARMINT-WINO.
it is a modern wonder is it not i mene ther is nevver a qiet moment for the star-krost singeing sensasion pehaps she did something teribel in a past life like join the MOONIES shoot joan LENON or maybe akt as AKOMPLIS to moores murdererers ian bradey the old lade and mira HINGELY she certanly have the HAR for it.
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BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
OR THE SECRET DIARY OF P DOEHERTY OF BABYSHABLES |
it is a trikky old GAME wen one is in the publik eye one hav to mannage the "news" aggenda manetane a KONSPIKUOSE profile ensure the "news"papers donot go without abit of something entertaning to put oposite the nudey LADES ect ect it can be an apauling FAG chiz chiz chiz.
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